Archived Roleplay:Nar and Rid's RPs

Kurt and Randi
Kurt: Hey, does that one look like an 8-cylinder motor?

Randi: Oh, definitely. There's no question about that one.

Kurt: Oh hey an original Volkswagen

Randi: She yawns. This is getting boring. Whataya wanna do now?

Kurt: Movie back at the cabin?

Randi: Sounds good. I'll get the snacks, you get the movie?

Kurt: Sounds like a plan. Meet ya there

30 minutes later...

Randi: She walks into the cabin with an armful of Doritos, Lays Chips, Skittles, and Starbursts. So what movie did ya get?

Kurt: was just busy finishing up connecting the dvd and shit Here Comes The Boom. Pass the skittles.

Randi: Sweet!! I always wanted to see that movie but I never got the chance... She tosses 3 bags of Skittles to Kurt before opening a bag of Doritos for herself.

Kurt:'' The opening credits starts to roll, and both of them enjoy the movie. Halfway through kurt semi-passes out''

Randi: ''She rolls her eyes. ''I knew he'd pass out first. ''She throws a blanket over him before settling down again to finish the movie. Half an hour later, her eyes close and she falls asleep.''

Kurt: He peeks at Randi to make sure she's alseep, the gets some toothpaste and smears some over her face

Randi: ''Her eyes flutter open as she feels the last of the toothpaste being smeared on her face. ''What the...? KURT!!! ''She swipes a hand across her face trying to wipe off the toothpaste. ''You're a dead man! She lunges at him, trying to tackle him to the floor.

Kurt: He lets her tackle him and then uses his (obviously) superior strength to flip them I'm still stronger, remember?

Randi: ''She rolls her eyes and lets him think he's stronger. ''Sure, right.

Kurt:'' He ignores the obvious rolling of her eyes and rolls off her, lying at her side. He then pulls out a pack of chewing gum''

Randi: ''She plucks the pack out of his hands and pops a piece in her mouth before slipping it back into his hand. ''This stuff isn't too bad but Trident Apple Pie gum is sooo much better.

Kurt: He takes the gum back That's why it's my gum, not yours

Randi: You make a good point, brother.

Kurt: I always do

Randi: ''She rolls her eyes once again. ''If you say so.

Kurt: He starts toying with this random metallic orb that randomly appeared out of nowhere

Randi: ''She reaches over and pokes the orb. ''What's it do?

Kurt: It's supposed to turn into a car. Haven't worked out all the bugs yet.

Randi: No way! That is soo sick!

Kurt: You're not getting one, just fyi.

Randi: Damn...

Kurt: Mhmmm

Randi: Can I at least take it for a spin?

Kurt: Not on your life

Randi: Come on! I'm a good driver! It's not like I'm going to drive it into a tree or anything...Hopefully.

Kurt: That sounds reassuring....

Randi: Ok fine, maybe I shouldn't drive it, but can I at least ride in it?

Kurt: Sure. As long as you promise not to touch anything

Randi: It's a done deal!

Kurt: ''He throws the ball away and it lands in a drawer of his desk. I'm testing it tomorrow, With that he heads over to his room''

Randi: Sounds good! She heads over to her own room and plops down on the bed, falling asleep in a matter of seconds.

Tony and Tara-Lee
Tara-Lee: *She takes a sip of whiskey and scrunches her face at the taste* Whoa, damn. *She gives Tony a smile* That seems like a good place, doesn't it? *She swishes her drink around in her cup* Well, I got an email a while ago about Mom. She had this drinking problem and was completely depressed, so I had to leave right away to help out...

Tony: Ahh, I feel like a complete idiot now.....

Tara-Lee: *She looks at him with an eyebrow raised* Why?

Tony: I was mad at you for a bit after you left. *He takes a sip of his second scotch*

Tara-Lee: Hey, don't worry about it. I'd probably be pretty pissed too. ''She gives him a small smile and sips her scotch. ''So what about you? Anything new?

Tony: Yeah..about that. *He downs the rest of the scotch* There's this....girl....I've been...seeing.

Tara-Lee: ''She stares at the table while taking this in. Finally she nods and looks back at Tony. ''Is she nice?

Tony: Yeah....

Tara-Lee: ''She forces a small smile to her face. ''Well that's good.

Tony: ...So...Anything new with you?... OOC awkward subject changes ftw :D

Tara-Lee: She shrugs. Eh...not really. She thinks for a moment. Well, actually there was this guy when I went back home for a bit. He was a total creep, he kept coming by this place I worked at, kept trying to ask me on a date. She rolled her eyes.

Tony: He grins He sounds nice

Tara-Lee: "She rolls her eyes with a laugh. Depends on your definiton of "nice", I guess.

Tony: Smirks I think you still know my definition of nice by heart Tara.

Tara-Lee: Hm...I don't know. Tell me if I'm hot or cold. She leanes in and plants a small kiss on his lips.

Tony: .... He leans back in and kisses her, this time with more force behind it

Tara-Lee: ''She smiles and leans into the kiss. She pulls away after a moment. ''So I was hot then?

Tony: Would I have told you that if you weren't?

Tara-Lee: ''She winks at him and slips her hand in his. ''I suppose not.

Tony: ''He squeezes her hand and smiles at her, but after a second his smile falters and he pulls his hand back. Oh gods what am I doing.....He slams his head on the table''

Tara-Lee: ''She sighs. '' Sorry, I shouldn't have done that since...you know....

Tony: He looks up to see the double shot he ordered a while back in front of him, and downs it in one go

Tara-Lee: ''She watches him down his drink. ''What are we going to do about this?

Tony: I don't know Tara. I honestly don't know. He orders another double shot

Tara-Lee: ''She swirls her drink in her cup and stares at it. ''Do you ever with you could go back in time?

Tony: Too often.

Tara-Lee: ''She laughs. ''I know the feeling too well.

Tony: ''He lets out a small, but still depressing sounding chuckle. He downs his drink the second it appears before him''

Tara-Lee: ''She smiles humorlessly before changing the subject. ''So how have the waves been at camp. Got any good surfs lately?

Tony: Not really, no. Been a bit....distracted

Tara-Lee: Well, I bet I'm still a better surfer than you are. She smies tentatively.

Tony: Debatable

Tara-Lee: How 'bout we test it? Tomorrow morning at dawn on the beach?

Tony: Sure. Don't get your hopes up too much though.

Tara-Lee: ''She smirks. ''Oh please...

Tony: He chuckles Tomorrow, don't be late

Tara-Lee: Am I ever?

Tony: Are you seriously gonna ask that question?

Tara-Lee: ''She laughs. ''Well I just did, so yeah.

Tony: He chuckles again and gets up.See ya tomorrow

Tara-Lee: Later! She waves.

Shiko and Avery
Avery: *She laughs* Wow, that is sooo crazy!

Shiko: Yeah. So anything interesting ever happen to you?

Avery: *She shrugs sadly* Not really. I've never really gone anywhere interesting.

Shiko: Wow. That's a bummer.

Avery: Isn't it? ''She looks around the park until she sees someone fly off their skateboard and busts out laughing. '' Oh my gods. Did you see that?! He just completely faceplanted!

Shiko: I don't know. I mean I've seen funnier faceplants...

Avery: No way! Like what?

Shiko: Well this guy at a skatepark in Brooklyn wanted to try a no-grip superman. So this guy flies up the halfpipe, lets go of the steer, and the idiot actually strikes a superman pose. And then he planted about 25 meters further

Avery: ''She grins. ''Oh my gods, what an idiot!

Shiko: Ah yes. Idiots make the world go round. You up for a burger?

Avery: That sounds great, I'm starving. Where are you thinking of?

Shiko: I dont really know. Let's see if this place has a BK or something.

Avery: Sounds good to me! She slips her hand in Shiko's as they begin walking.

Shiko: ''He squeezes her hand lightly, and leads her in the general direction of McDonalds, and manages to end up at Taco Bell. ''

Avery: Huh...I guess Taco Bell works too. ''She grins and looks at Shiko. ''Have you had their Doritos Locos tacos? They're amazing!

Shiko: Taco Bell doesn't exsist in Europe to my knowledge

Avery: ''Her jaw drops as she looks at Shiko in disbelief. ''What?! No. Way. This stuff is like Elysium on earth!

Shiko: He smiles Nein, fraulein, you have not witnessed Elysium on earth untill you've had original Napoli pizzza. So, you were saying something about crazy tacos?

Avery: Napoli pizza? Never even heard of that...But anyway, these Doritos Locos tacos, they're tacos, right? But the shell is made out of Doritos. You have had Doritos, right?

Shiko Well sure, but aren't doritos triangles?

Avery: Well, yeah...hm...I guess you could say that the shell is made out of the same stuff as Doritos. So basically it tastes like a Dorito but looks like a taco shell.

Shiko: That is...the SINGLE most redundant thing I've ever heard. But it sounds good

Avery: Believe me it is. ''She rushes inside pulling Shiko by the hand. She scans the menu quickly before speaking to the cashier. ''I'll take 2 Doritos Locos tacos and a Pepsi. She turns to Shiko. How 'bout you?

Shiko: I'll have a.....Crunchy Taco........supreme....and a Dew

Avery: ''She nods approvingly. ''You got some good taste.

Shiko: He gives her a quick once-over Oh trust me, I know.

Avery: ''She grins and winks at him. ''

Shiko: He smirks Carefull now, I might just drag you off before we finish eating

Avery: Now, is that a good thing or a bad thing.

Shiko: Depends on your point of view. Although, we could always find out

Avery: I think it would be a good thing.

Shiko: Mhhmmm He sits down at the nearest free table and just looks at Avery

Avery: ''She shoots him a smile and twirls, her skirt swishing over her leggings. When she stops, she poses like a super model. ''How's the view?

Shiko: He smirks again Priceless

Avery: It isn't too bad from here either. It's good, but it could be a lot more exciting.

Shiko: You have my curiosity

Avery: She comes over to sit next to him and plants a small kiss on his lips.

Shiko: He whispers Now you have my attention right before he kisses her back

Avery: ''She grins and wraps her arms around his neck. ''

Shiko: He trails small kisses down her jawline, neck and collarbone

Avery: She laughs and snuggles closer to Shiko

Shiko: He pulls back Satisfying as you are... I'm still hungry. He grabs his taco and takes a bite'.

Avery: Oh yeah, I forgot about these. She picks up one her tacos and takes a bite, then washes it down with a sip of Pepsi.

Shiko: I don't blame you He smirks, then takes a bite of her taco while it's still in her hand

Avery: ''She laughs and pushes him away gently. ''How was it?

Shiko: I've had better

Avery: Me too. But it wasn't a taco.

Shiko: Wasn't even talking about food

Avery: She laughs. Care to enlighten me?

Shiko: Mhhhh...Not really He takes another bite of his taco

Avery: She rolls her eyes with a smile and takes a bit of her own taco.

Shiko: He finishes his taco and decides to randomly spittball people

Avery: Having fun? She laughs before taking another bite of her taco.

Shiko: Not as much fun as I'm gonna have when that taco's finished

Avery: Good thing I'm almost done. She finishes up the rest of her taco in 3 bites

Shiko:  The second she swallows he pulls her out of her seat, out the door and into an alley behind the store, where he pushes her against a wall and savagaly attacks her lips with his own'.

Avery: Whoa, slow down there, cowboy. But she laughs anyway as she throws her arms around his neck.

Shiko: What exactly does slow mean? He kisses his way to her ear and sucks on her earlobe

Avery: Slow means, do the same things, but slower...So it can last longer. She winks at Shiko.

Shiko: I'll have to.....try that....sometime. He proceeds to kiss his way to her collarbone, meanwhile riding his hands up her shirt

Avery: ''She laughs quietly in his ear before leaning onto his body and running her fingers through his hair. ''

Shiko: ''He roughly hikes up her shirt, then grabs both her ass cheeks, lifts her up in the air and pulls her up closer to him. He then pushes her back against the wall, effectively sqeezing her between his body and the restraurant wall''

Avery: She wraps her legs around Shiko's torso and leans her forehead against his with a smile.

Shiko: He grinds into her while forcefully pressing his lips to hers

Avery: ''She leans into the kiss before pulling back a moment. ''Wow, this is intense.

Shiko He just looks at her and chuckles, but a second later he starts cursing under his breath

Avery: ''She frowns. ''What's wrong?

Shiko: No rubber...

Avery: Well, that's unfortunate...''She gives him a disappointed look. ''

Shiko:'' He steadily lets go of her until she's standing on her feet again. ''We should probably get back...

Avery: ''She glances at the watch on her right wrist. ''Yeah, probably.

Shiko: Walk you back?

Avery: ''She holds her hand out with a smile. ''Lead the way.

Shiko: He takes her hand and leads her towards camp

A while later, they burst through the door of Shiko's room, kissing heavily

Avery: ''She pulls back for a moment. ''Nice place you got here.

Shiko: He growls Less talking. With that he smashes his lips to hers, all the while dragging her to his bed

Avery: She wraps her legs around Shiko's midsection and holds his neck as they kiss.

Insert time-skip here because i'm too lazy to think of a better way to incorporate it >.<

Shiko: He wakes up the next morning, spooning Avery

Avery: ''She grins and sighs in content. ''Well, that was an eventful night.

Shiko: He chuckles softly and kisses her cheek Indeed it was

Avery: ''She laughs and snuggles even closer to Shiko. ''So does this mean we're a thing now?

Shiko: He whispers in her ear It means whatever you want it to mean, as long as we get to keep doing this.

Avery: She places a quick kiss on his lips. I can roll with that.

Shiko: I'm sure. Now, breakfast or sleep?

Avery: Hm...that's a hard one, but I'll have to go with breakfast.

Shiko:  That's grat. So you can go make it. I seriously don't plan on getting up anytime soon He grins then closes his eyes, feigning sleep

Avery: ''She rolls her eyes and playfully punches Shiko. ''Don't blame me if your breakfast is burned.

Shiko: He keeps his eyes closed Just coffee'll do, thanks.

Avery: Playing it safe...Good choice. She smiles jokingly before heading over to the stove to throw on a couple eggs and a kettle of water..

Shiko; ''He naps for a bit, but after half an hour get out of bed, and walks to the kitchenette. He stands behind Avery and hugs her. ''Smells nice.

Avery: ''She laughs and turns to kiss him on the lips. ''Aren't you sweet? Here's your coffee. She hands him a steaming mug of coffee.

Shiko: Thanks. He kisses her back and takes a sip of his coffee Anything special planned for today?

Avery: She shrugs. I don't think so. Nothing comes to mind. How about you?

Shiko: ''He shrugs and takes anoter sip. ''Not really no.

Avery: ''She scoops a spoonful of eggs into her mouth and swallows before talking. ''Hey, maybe we could go to town and see amovie or something.

Shiko: Sounds good. He kisses the bridge of her nose, then pulls out a chair from the table and sits down 

Avery: Great! Wel,, I'm gonna go get ready for it. I'll meet you later?

Shiko: He pouts a bit Can't you stay a bit longer?

Avery:  Mm...I dunno. ''She smiles playfully. ''Maybe you could convince me?

Shiko: He pulls her onto his lap and starts drawing random patterns on her thigh, slowly trailing upwards Hmm...I could...

Avery: ''She giggles. ''Go for it.

Shiko: he kisser her softly Hmmm, sure He takes another sip After breakfast

Avery: I'll try to wait that long. She winks.

Shiko: He smirks and puprosely takes his time with his coffee, taking small sips, all the while continuing to tease the flesh of her upper thigh

Avery: ''She rolls her eyes, watching him drink slowly. ''You take forever...

Shiko: He takes anoter sip and moves his hand higher to the apex of her thighs, all the while smirking I know...

Avery: ''She smiles as she places her hand over his and squeezes gently. ''Remind me never to give you a full cup of coffee again.

Shiko: I'll try and keep it in mind ''He finishes the coffee and puts the mug on the table. He then proceeds to pick up Avery bridal style and carry her to his bed, where he plans to act out the same things they did the night previous''

Insert time skip here.

Avery: ''She sighs. ''That was intense...

Shiko: Indeed. So, movie?