Archived Roleplay:Main Forum/General/ The Epic RP of JamesD16 and Nata Roebot

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Aria Shen ~Nata Roebot

James Spall ~James D16

Let the RP begin!
Aria: As she channeled her inner penguin, Aria noticed a kid who looked about her age... and was holding a wicked-cool surfboard. Being a California girl herself (ugh, that made her sound so insipidly shallow), Aria was decently familiar with surfing. "Your board is, quite possibly, the bossest one I've ever seen," Aria called to the boy. "You from Poseidon?"

James: James heard someone yell out to him and turned to the noise and turned towards them. "Yeah I am" James yelled out to the girl "How could you tell"

Aria: "Oh my gods you have an Australian accent that's so awes-- I mean, well, surfboard? Returning from the beach, probably? I guess you could have been a son of Palaemon, or just a surfer from another cabin, or maybe a secret type of spy monster that takes on the form of campers to infiltrate camp, but Poseidon seemed more likely. Actually, since you aren't dripping water everywhere, you're almost definitely Poseidon's, unless you dried off and/or have ridiculous surfing skill and/or are actually a spy monster. I'm Aria, if you're wondering who the heck this strange person is, Astraeus' kid and one of the newest n00bs in camp. Nice to meet ya!"

James: "That is pretty good thinking" James said "I'm James"

Aria: "So, James, can you do any moves?" Aria asked, gesturing at his board. "The fanciest thing I can do is to stand up, but you seem like you'd know a fair bit more, since you're actually carrying around a surfboard and all."

James: "I can do a 360 and that's it" James said

Aria: "Hey, that's still pretty great!" Aria laughed. "Oh, I've got a somewhat abrupt question I've been meaning to ask someone around here: Do you know if camp has Wi-Fi access, by any chance?"

James: "I don't really know cause I've never needed it" James said

Aria: Aria gasped in mock-horror. "How can you live without Internet? I haven't gone a week without it and already I'm feeling the effects of withdrawal!" she grandiosely proclaimed.

James: "I've needed it back home but not at camp" James said

Aria: "Heh, I guess your 'dealing with web addiction' skill levels are higher than mine," Aria quipped. "I'd better go gain more experience points to level up, then! In all honesty, though, I'll probably have to find a way to get in touch with my mom sooner or later before she panics and drives over here to find me. But enough talk about parents; this is camp! So, what marvelous treatment for web addiction have you found here?"

James: "I never had a internet addiction" James said

Aria: "You, James, are extreeeeemely fortunate, then," Aria sighed. "I should form a therapy group with other net junkies at camp. It doesn't help that my hometown had free Wi-Fi everywhere I went. Though this time I have a legitimate reason for needing to access the Internet, so I suppose I won't feel as bad for breaking my streak of abstinence."

James: "That would be good for you" James said

Aria: Aria suddenly smiled ruefully. "Oh, I'm sorry, I've probably been completely weirding you out this entire time. And I haven't given you much of a chance to talk at all! Here, you say what you want to say and I'll listen this time."

James: "I've actual got nothing to say" James said