User:Nata Roebot

Wikia: This is your user page.

Nata: Hmm? Yeah, I kinda knew that already, Wikia. It says "User:Nata Roebot" at the top. *cough*

Wikia: Please edit this page to tell the community about yourself!

Nata: Tell the community about myself? Do I have to?

Wikia: *glare*

Nata: ...Ugh. Fine. *stomps to next section*

Stuff about Nata!
So... following an amusing chat discussion some time ago, I made a personal chat bubble. I think it gives a pretty good basic description of me.

You may recognize my word bubble's avatar if you've ever played Robot Unicorn Attack. That's actually one of my close relatives who bears some resemblance to me. (I'm more winged and stalkerish and doomy. And my horn is a sparkly pink.) You might also recognize my place of residence. Heck, maybe you even live there! Even though Procrasti Nation's area is very limited (they promise they'll expand the residential areas tomorrow), its population is very large, leaving it with a high population density that's perfect for concealing a winged robot stalker unicorn of doom like me when I visit your planet. (It was either that or the Amazon. I didn't feel like staying in the Amazon.) Since many people of Procrasti Nation are Internet-savvy, they just assume I'm a fantastic Robot Unicorn Attack cosplayer and don't question me too much, which is totally the definition of concealment. This is one of Hidden's fabulous maps that shows where Procrasti Nation is: linkety link If you ever need a neutral safe haven in the scary world of chat, come visit me here! :D

I guess I should make a bulleted list of stuff now. Why is it called a bulleted list? The dots are obviously square...


 * I go by many names, but in this language of Earth I am called Nata Roebot. (It's an ironic name. Iron relates to metal relates to robots. And I'm also using the meaning of ironic ironically. So many layers of meaning. O_o) Variations I have received on this site so far are Nata, Roebot, Unibot, Natabot, Natal, Nat, Nana, Nada, Nanase, Natari, Atari, NaRo, Naeta, Nate, NATO, Naruto, Pachu, Charlie (the Unicorn), and Coco. I'm interested in seeing what other variations you can concoct, and I will respond to them so long as A) I know you're addressing me and B) they're not terribly terrible terrors of terrification. (I shall be the sole judge of B) there.)


 * My age is classified information under ACECA 3141 (the Ancient Cosmic Entity Confidentiality Act, version 3141.59) in your sector of this universe. I can, however, tell you that it's OVER 9000!!!1!!one!


 * The date I use as my birthday is April 32. This does not exist in the Gregorian calendar, and it does not have a corresponding zodiac sign. So, of course, I created my own! The existing constellation Monoceros is a unicorn head (it means "one horn"), and it was once called Monoceros Unicornis. To make it more obvious what my zodiac symbol depicts (Aquarius sounds like "aquarium," not a freaking water bearer. What even. -_-), I shall simply refer to it as Unicornis.


 * As you know from my word bubble earlier in this section, I am a winged robot stalker unicorn of doom. I am also a reality warper and a metaphysical cosmic entity. Basically, I am a really awesome person. Though the OP Police (a.k.a. Adoptive Grandpa Toxyca) is now cracking down on reality warpers (-;), so I'll basically just use my powers to fly through space and make happy-doomy-sparkle rainbows~


 * You also know from that word bubble that I reside in Procrasti Nation when I am on Earth. I also have a hidden space base in the Sombrero Galaxy, but it likes to transcend dimensions out of boredom when I'm away. Recently I've been teleporting between the Crab Nebula and the Andromeda Galaxy to deal with stuff there. Advice to any intergalactic travelers out there, Andromedans are annoyingly fastidious and persnickety (a.k.a. they're the freakiest clean freaks that ever did freak), so if you can, you should avoid staying there for long. Their fussiness is unusual even for a unified galactic civilization. Gah. *shudders*


 * I am gender: unicorn. Yes, it's a gender. Yes, you must, as I have said before, deal with it. I am also race: unicorn, sexuality: unicorn, and religion: unicorn. As a metaphysical entity I do not operate by the same definitions you quaint little humans use. "Unicorn" is, in essence, being used as a placeholder for a space-time-altering null value. (For example, I guess I'd technically be asexual in the same way a rock would be asexual, if that rock were sparkly and doomy and robotic and transforming and reality-warping and only-member-of-its-rocky-species-ing...) Use whichever pronouns you wish for me, though, so long as they are proper English! Instead of "unicorn" I could use "42" since it's The Answer, but that would make even less sense in your language, so I suppose I won't. *sigh* Confusing people is amusing, though...


 * As a newb/n00b (I use the latter) on this wiki, I was adopted by Demonic Chihuahua. The first person I met on here was Omnia Lesvos, a fellow reality warper and really awesome person! (We talk about metaphysical, cosmic ish on our talk pages. It's fantabulous~) I've met more of you cool people in the meantime, and I hope I'll get to know all of you in time! :D ((EDIT: Omnia is now my adoptive mother/twin/distant cousin... it's muchos convoluted...))


 * Hmm... how to describe my personality... Well, as you know from my previous bullet/square points I am fabulous. (It comes with being a winged robot stalker unicorn of doom.) I'm generally easy to deal with when I'm not flying troll logic circles around your head, and I do not attempt to instill mass panic amongst crowds very often. (The Third Toxic Pineapple Fiasco was an exception... I'm sorry... >.<) I enjoy conversing with your species, so feel free to leave many messages on my talk page/through PM about questions, comments, advice, and general random life-y things!


 * So far I've roleplayed mainly on forums and location pages, but I do sometimes go lurk visit character pages to RP. I tend to reply every day for about a week or so, end up missing a day, confuse the crap out of the other person, and then mess up the posting pattern so that we only post every other day or something. :\ (I should probably start actually telling people that I posted by leaving messages on their talk pages... Heh... ^_^') Overall I'm consistent enough, and I haven't gone inactive yet (though I've been here for, like, six months so it ain't all that great of an accomplishment), so I shall be perfectly glad to RP! ((EDIT: I've had a few random hiatuses--hiati? Haiti? Hispaniola? Spain? spam?--*ahem* so far, but if you're reading this then it's quite likely that I'm back, like Arnold freaking Schwarzenegger.))


 * I basically have no time zone (in Procrasti Nation there's only the concepts of "now" and "later"), and my activity on this site takes place at wildly varying times. In general I'm on most often near 2:00 UTC, but that's highly fickle and may not apply a week later. D:


 * I think I want to start using the "User Blog" feature of this site (it looks cool and fabulous and interesting), so watch out for the random madness I shall be producing soon! >:3 ((EDIT: Yup, I've made blogs. Go check them out! :D))


 * I also made a Sandbox, if you want to return the stalking, but there's not much on there xD


 * On the glorious day of September 13th, 2015, I got the results of the Wiki Helper test I took! 62%, which isn't that impressive, but it's 12% higher than my predicted grade so I'm still pretty happy with it! ^_^ I'm a Wiki Helper now!

If I left out any essential information in that bulleted/square list above and you are desperate to know, just tell me on my talk page and I'll see if it's not classified. Okay, now time for some less relevant stuff that I feel like putting in a separate bulleted/square list! :L


 * My current diet consists solely of purple cosmic kumquats. It used to be blueberry-cyanide muffins, but the blueberries were shoddily grown (thanks, humans) so I switched. This diet helps enhance my sparkliness, which is an essential part of remaining a healthy metaphysical unicorn.


 * My favorite flammables and explosives are napalm and C4, respectively.


 * I use a rainbow highlighter as my main weapon. I draw on my opponents' faces and confuse them when nothing happens. Then I give them food and they are more confused and I laugh and I fly off and no actual violence happens...


 * This is my favorite ASCII face. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧


 * My favorite keyboard emoticon faces are :D, :L, :3, ^_^, O_o, -_-, TT_TT and ;-;.


 * I can't quite decide on a favorite punctuation mark, but I'd have to say that the ~ ranks pretty high up. (Yes, a tilde is totally a punctuation mark.) Apostrophes and ampersands (' and &) are also quite fabulous.


 * I can haz much meme and such fandom, so talk to meh about Internet stuff and I shall joyously reciprocate~


 * In fact, talk to meh about just about any stuff and I shall joyously reciprocate.


 * If it's evil plotting you're looking for, you've come to the right person! >:D


 * If it's the mafia you're looking for, enter through the secret tunnel and you've got the right person.


 * If it's the Illuminati you're looking for, you've already found it. Illuminati has three i's. Three i's have three points. A triangle has three sides and three points. CONFIRMED. But wait! "Three" has two e's. "Eye" has two e's. There were 21 full words in the previous 6 sentences. "U" is the 21st letter of the alphabet. "U" sounds like "you". YOU have two EYES. Open them. YOU are the Illuminati! CONFIRMED. O_O


 * At least I think you have two eyes...


 * TBC!

Le User Badges
Thankee, Catty! ^ω^ Though I must say that I am a fantabulous unicorn, not a mere mortal (though mortals can be fantabulous and significant too)~ :D

Thank you so much, Manololololololo! Aww, this badge is so sweet, and Book of Life is freaking amazing too :'DDD

xDDDD This gif is amazing and your badge is awesome, Games! Thank you so much for making my profile page a more explosive place ^_^

Oh my goodness, 3 badges in such a short amount of time! :'333 Thank you for your badge and its incredibly adorable gif, Pichu!

Blog
Hmm, how to shamelessly self-promote? *gestures mysteriously* You will go check out my blog. You will do so right now. You will leave a comment. You will listen to my mind-trickery. Uh, I mean, this is NOT mind-trickery. I don't think this is working. I'll stop before you call the psychiatrist. No, really, no need to call. Come on, really, you had to call them? Whyyyyyyyyyy *flies into distance leaving a fading trail of y's behind*

The first post that I wrote was a power set for Chat Lurkers (which are defined within the blog so go there). Eventually I might write more power sets for Chat Stalkers, Chat Pervs, Chat Serial Killers, and the like... >:D

If you're one of those pesky l'il humans who keep asking, "But, Nata, what are you REALLY???" because they can't handle my unicornness *sparkles indignantly*, you'll like meh second post. Read all disclaimers first, plz, and leave commenty comments because I like them and they are (usually) nice! ^_^

My third post is aimed right at ya, newbs who may be reading through my profile in fascinated horror, and explains how to send PMs in chat! I might make a fourth post on how to get a fancy background and/or chat hacks, but I'm often either busy or lazy so we shall see...

To-Do List
1. Make a bedroom page for Aria Made the page, and a fair use bedroom template while I was at it~

2. Work on le quest with James and Summer and Ash and Fate

3. Make a sandbox to which I will move this list so that it doesn't randomly clutter up my page User:Nata Roebot/Sandbox is a thing now :D

4. Fix my laptop so I can RP again

5. Take over the world yet another time for the lolz

My Characters/RPs in Various States of Deadness

 * Aria Shen
 * Bernard
 * Dume
 * Roleplay:Main Forum/General/Lopez and Xaviers Birthday Hype
 * Roleplay:Main Forum/Training Arena/We Have Similar Names and are Making an Astraeus RP Heck Yeah
 * Roleplay:Main Forum/General/Undead's Birthday Hype RP
 * Roleplay:Main Forum/General/Nat & James/Agency
 * Roleplay:Main Forum/Camp Locations/4th July 2015/Haha We Got Here First (Sylvia, Yorkie, and Nata)
 * Roleplay:Main Forum/Training Arena/N&N (Nin vs. Nata)
 * Roleplay:Main Forum/Training Arena/This is Nata Duel of the Fate(s)
 * Roleplay:Main Forum/General/The Glorious Bro RP (Four and Nata Represent)
 * Roleplay:Main Forum/General/ The Fabulous RP of the Awesome Moonicorns
 * Roleplay:Main Forum/General/ The Epic RP of JamesD16 and Nata Roebot
 * Roleplay:Main Forum/Training Arena/OPEN: Aria vs. Anyone
 * Roleplay:Main Forum/Camp Locations/Cabins/Flash Mob?
 * Astraeus' Cabin
 * Climbing Wall
 * The Big House/Basement
 * Bao-Zhi Jiang
 * Daichi Saito
 * Avery Dark
 * Orian
 * Veruschka de Luna Plina

Useful Links

 * QUESTTTT
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 * The family tree of DOOM
 * The uppy-dated family tree of DOOM
 * Why you should NEVER offend Hestia
 * moar schtuff shall be added soon
 * really
 * not "soon" as in "527 billion years later"
 * "soon" as in "526 billion years later"
 * :D
 * haha no "soon" as in "as I get more stuff to put on here"
 * so basically "soon" as in "it depends, but preferably not 527 billion years later"
 * IDEK
 * thank you for reading
 * liek dis if u cryed
 * kthxbye