User blog:Flamefang/It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's an EXTREME group RP

 Are you BORED? Are your characters SITTING AROUND? Do you have NOTHING TO DO?  NOT ANYMORE!

 With the release of our new EPIC QUEST you might as well chuck boredom... OUT! THE! WINDOW!*

 With ONE HUNDRED TIMES the EPIC and EIGHT HUNDRED TIMES the QUEST, this EXTREME** adventure is GARUNTEED to ROCK YOUR WORLD!

So, in other words, we've noticed that people have rather been bored lately. Probably due to the lack of new releases and the absurd amout of time it's taking my department to finish up CTF (My apologies). Well, we aim to do something about that.

 BUT I'M NOT DONE YET! Unlike other quests this EPIC QUEST includes FOUR SEPERATE PAGES! That's FOUR TIMES THE FUN! Also, FOUR SEPARATE GROUPS! Multiply by four AGAIN! BUT WAIT! There's MORE! Included in this offer is a BONUS BROKEN COVENANT team! ABSOLUTELY FREE! THAT'S EIGHT times the FUN, ONE HUNDRED times the EPIC, EIGHT HUNDRED times the QUEST all for... $19.99!***

 This INTENSE experience is FIRST COME.. FIRST SERVE!

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 1-845-464-3331!

*Do not try this at home. It can result in maiming, mutilation, evisceration, decapitation, dismemberment, asphyxiation, other grave injuries, or even death.

**EXTREME sold separately.

***Money not required for purchase or use.