Contest:Character Poetry Contest/Seal - Hyu

Hyu

 * Character: Sealtiel O&apos;Shaughnessy
 * Notes: This is about his five main things to give thanks for during his first year in Camp Half-Blood. It may not be full of drama and intense feelings like the others, but he still has a funny bone to reckon with.
 * Name of Poem: A ll  P ointing  A bout  T iel&apos;s  E eccentricity
 * Poem:


 * This brouhaha is not just some kind of folderol,
 * But the voice of a nincompoop under protocol.
 * Now listen, my dear troglodyte,
 * And give in, take a scrumptious poetic bite. 
 * Oh wait the paradiddle please!


 * Once, there was an ugly barnacle,
 * Who didn’t have anything to do with this.
 * However, there was a handsome guy named Michael.
 * Wait, who’s Michael? Scratch that, its Sealtiel,
 * Who has something to do with all of these.


 * This poem will be the greatest creation
 * And representation of this proud nation,
 * That has nothing to do with the conservation of the constitution,
 * And protection of young minds from serious infection.
 * But has something to do with your upcoming detention.


 * First, to my half-divine civilization,
 * For their efforts of compression,
 * Of my cockamamie exaggeration.
 * Despite some being complete eggheads,
 * There are some I admire for being airheads, chickenheads, erasherheads, whatever heads. 


 * Second, to my ever divine mother,
 * Who did everything on my cabin to bother,
 * Which made me a heck of a weird brother.
 * But I don&apos;t want any more other,
 * Than turning my siblings&apos; meal into rotten chowder.


 * Third, to the random authority,
 * Who has the same abnormality.
 * What is that? My reader of great superiority?
 * I&apos;d rather join a sorority,
 * Than being you my priority.


 * Fourth, to all the grub I gobble,
 * That make me all lickety-split wobble.
 * Food makes me friggin&apos; hyper,
 * Makes me wanna take on the role of Swiper.
 * No, no, don&apos;t bring out your sniper.


 * And last, to me, myself and I,
 * For doing the best pranks you have seen with your eye.
 * I promise that everything I thank for is not a lie,
 * But instead... a promise that is not a lie.
 * You think its finished? Better not yet fly.


 * Everything I have spilled out is hopefully true,
 * If not, please bonk me on the noggin with a cuckoo.
 * If you haven&apos;t got a clue on how I got this from the blue,
 * Then I say "Shame on you".
 * This is Tiel, waving a happy babayou!