User blog:Flamefang/The Flaming Inquisition I

Hello,

Welcome to the first issue of The Flaming Inquisition, and please don't panic! I am not about to set alight to your house, drag you off to the gallows, or otherwise seriously inconvenience you! Despite popular belief, and perhaps an unfortunate precedent set some five hundred years ago, the word Inquisiton means more than an eradication of "heresy" by men in floppy hats brandishing pokers! Really, it's just an official inquiry. How official is this? Not very, but the word "inquisition" sounds damn awesome. Objections? Perhaps those pokers aren't so far out of reach afterall...

That aside, everybody should expect The Flaming Inquisition, since it'll be appearing every Sunday night.

The Flaming Inquisition
So, if I'm not here to persecute heretics, why are you reading this now? Because I have opinions, and would like to voice them. My opinions will be biased, because everyone is biased. Thus, if you are allergic to opinions or bias, I advise leaving the earths' atmosphere immediately. As long as you don't take any form of communication with you, I can garuntee that you will remain allergen free for the remainder of your life! In other words, if you take what I write here to be anything more than my personal opinion, you are doing it wrong. However, I actively encourage debate, so do feel free to comment below with anything you have to say! That being said, constructive criticism is preferred and if you are totally out of line I may request that your comments be deleted. I may also squeeze in some Lilith's Letter related things, general ideas I have, and even character ideas later on. I'm open to suggestions for content also, so just leave me a message on my talk page if there's something you'd like me to discuss.

I just started working on this blog not more than fifteen minutes ago, and concieved of it not more than ten minutes prior to that, so please excuse my absence while I go and eat dinner before continuing this blog. Check up in maybe an hour to see things finished and ready to go.

Thanks for reading!

~ Flamefang