User:Poseidon Child/Sayings and Quotes

 Here are some of my favourite quotes and sayings. ENJOY! :)

Witty

 * 1) I would insult you but Mother Nature has already done such a fine job that I just couldn't compete.
 * 2) Snap goes the twig.
 * 3) (when someone says you're ugly this is what you say back) That's what your mum said when she first saw you.
 * 4) That's not even a comeback bro, develop a brain before talking to me.

MORE TO BE! :)