Archived Roleplay:Kat & Pandy's RP-ish

COFFEE SHOP (bonding time)
Brett: he sits down drinking his tea and bread. "Mhmm." He hums

Alice: Not having breakfast that morning, she walked to the coffee shop and ordered herself tea and bread as well.

Brett: Seeing Alice again, he asks, "So, is there a stalking bar of where I am?"

Alice: She jumps a bit, since she didn't know he was there, "Jeez Brett, you scared me." She said in her british accent, "And no, there isn't. What, did you suddenly gain a bigger ego for the last couple of days?" She asked him while rolling her eyes.

Brett: "No, actually, that ego is fine, sorry." He says grinning his flashy grin. He then rolled his eyes, "I am just make conversation princess, not trying to get all up in your ass." he says. He then adjusts the buttons on his crisp white shirt.

Alice: "Well then, I think you are failing to make a conversation," She said as she sipped her coffee.

Brett: He bites a piece of his bread and says, "Wow, your spunky this fine morning. And for real, I don't care what the hell you think about this conversation. I just want to talk. I don't need spunkyness right now thank you very much.", he says feeling a bit angry. "Maybe I was going to apologize for the way I have been acting.", he says fuming and mumbling to himself.

Alice: "Sorry I couldn't hear you, come again?" She asked with a plain face but is secretly grinning to herself.

Brett: He chuckled a bit and said, "you heard what I said plain and clear. So, why are you so spunky today, your friend made you annoyed, you got hit by a sword, your boyfriend abused you?..."

Alice: She chuckles a bit when he said that, "Ha, that's funny, thinking that I have a boyfriend. Also, my friend left a couple of days ago because this guy was pissing her off. But why do you think I'm spunky today?"

Brett: "Well you always are, i'm just saying you are especially spunky. And why is it so funny to think you have a boyfriend? Your not a ugly-looking red head and a lot of guys go for red heads. Or blondes. Unless you have a girlfriend, sorry for mistaking you straight." he said.

Alice: "Oh, no, I am not 'lesbian'. I am straight as a ruler. And it's funny to think I have a boyfriend because a lot of princes 'shot me down' and even now it's harder to find my 'prince charming'."

Brett: He drank his tea slowly his eyes like a alligator and then says, "I see why, your hot, but not many boys could take the spunkyness." he says smirking.

Alice: She blushes a bit when he said that, "Oh, so, you think you can handle the spunkyness?" She asked him while raising her right eye brow.

Brett: "I never said that. But, yes, I do believe I can handle spunk.", he said plainly. But in his head he was blushing like crazy.

Alice: "You believe you can do anything, don't you?" She said while trying not to roll her eyes.

Brett: "Well we all can do anything. It's just the matter of not wanting to do it or being scared to do it. I would jump off a cliff, I would yell at the customers, I would even make out with the first girl or woman," he says moving his eyebrows, " but I don't want to do it. I would rather much stay here and talk crazy to you." he said smirking.

Alice: She rolls her eyes and said the last part sarcastically, "Talk crazy with me huh? That's so nice of you."

Brett: "Is it not?," he said chuckling. "And anyway, where are your friends that you gossip with and talk about boyfriends with, or do you just have 1 friend, because you wouldn't be with your boyfriend as you don't have one, and I don't believe you have full-blood relatives." He leans closer to her.

OOC: Sorry took to long to post back :/, mom was being annoying >-<

Alice: "I do have friends for your information, and obviously I don't have full-blood relatives. And my friends are just busy hanging out with their boyfriends." In her head she thought: Lucky b*tches.

Brett: "Get a boyfriend then. It's quick, and easy.," he then smirks seductively and says, "Or just get drunk enough for a guy to think your a damsel in distress."

Alice: "Are you trying to seduce me?" She said as if it wasn't really working. "Cause it's not working..."

Brett: He rolls his eyes. "Whatever. This is about you needing a boyfriend, not me seducing anyone. Why don't you go walk up to a random boy and be say, "Hey what up boy, you're my new boyfriend." He says although he was seducing her.

Alice: "Uh huh," She said, not really buying it. "Are you trying to tell me something? Cause it seems like it." She said.

Brett: "I'm telling you to go over to a boy and say what I just said.", he said disagreeing. He shrugs. "What do you think i'm saying?"

Alice: She shakes her head thinking she was just thinking weird things, "Never mind."

Brett: "No tell me or i'll make you say right to my face and telling the truth or may Zeus kill you what you think of me.", he says wiggling his eyebrows up and down. He then sipped a bit of his coffee.

Alice: "I'd rather be killed by you then tell you what I was thinking about earlier," She said while trying not to blush because it was a preposterous thought.

Brett: "Why by me?" he says blushing. He then says, "Tell me, or I will embarrass you right here, right now.", he said laughing knowing he wouldn't do that.

Alice: "Don't you think it's going to be more painful to be killed by a god rather than be killed by a demigod?" She asked him, not noticing him blushing.

Brett: "True, but if you were killed by a God at least you were killed by someone important. And tell me, I could take it if it's bad. I heared a lot of your "ass-kicking" comments."

Alice: She tilts her head to the left as she got confused, "Ass-kicking comments? Uh... when?"

Brett: "Well according to you, i'm a douche. So now what do you think I am? A thot? a ass? a smart-ass? because actually my ass is very smart.

Alice: "Ahaha, very funny," She said sarcastically, "I still think you are a douche though to be honest."

Brett: "Well, I think your a fiery Ginger.", he says honestly. "And anyway, I don't believe that you believe that. You think it but half of your mind is ignoring that. And I know this because your STILL  here talking to me. Someone that thinks i'm a douche would have left hours ago.", he says giggling

Alice: "No, I'm just coping with your presence," She plainly said.

Brett: "Then your doing an amazing job," he said rolling his eyes. "But, you don't think i'm a douche. I know it. Virgins always stay."

Alice: "Haha..." She said and then rolled her eyes.

Brett: "So your admitting your a virgin? Knew it. Red heads always go Ariana style with the deep fake red that she has. ", he said shrugging. "Are you irish or something? You seem irish.

Alice: "For your information, I am british, do you not remember I have a British accent?" She said to him.