Camp Half-Blood Role Playing Wiki:Chat/Logs/19 November 2016

 [02:12]  and some drunk guy wondered into the fro yo shop I was in and started playing the piano [02:12]  body parts washed up on different beaches in florida [02:13]  Sounds like home after a shark attack [02:13]  then a group of teens started filming him and somehow they all ended up in an alley [02:13]  don't ask &gt;.&lt; [02:13]  a woman called the police because her ex chopped off the tops of her dildos [02:13]  O.o should I laugh or scream [02:13]  both [02:14]  We do jokes like that [02:14]  also, why do so many crazy women in florida ring up the police [02:14]  Aloha! o/ [02:14]  florida is just [02:14]  the other 3% calling are offended crocs [02:14]  james have you seen my post [02:14]  Hi Galaxy Mentor! [02:14] <Nata Roebot> C-can someone do something about this? User:April Culala Garcia [02:15] <DaichiAoi> oh and someone threw a baby aligator in the drive-thru window of wendy's as a joke [02:15] <Nata Roebot> Hello candy sapling! o/ [02:15] <UniPacific16> One of my dad's friends stick taped scissors to one and put it in a guy's bag that was going to an international airport [02:15] <Nata Roebot> I've IMed them but they ignored me and added more stuff [02:15] <ReesesPeaces> I counted 40 alligators at a beach I went to there [02:15] <UniPacific16> Hey nata o/ [02:15] <Nata Roebot> Jamestownn o/ [02:15] <ReesesPeaces> one hissed at my mom [02:15] <ReesesPeaces> then I found a snake and my dad's like: "we're out of here" [02:15] <UniPacific16> Ha alligators [02:16] <UniPacific16> Wow you're family would die in Australia [02:16] <Nata Roebot> Have you visited Victor's Cafe and/or a food stand yet, James? :D [02:16] <ReesesPeaces> I thought he meant the beach but I guess he meant the state [02:16] <ReesesPeaces> No I would fight them to the death [02:16] <DaichiAoi> there was a giant aligator walking on a golf course here once [02:16] <Nata Roebot> Eyyy I saw an alligator at Everglades last time I visited [02:16] <Nata Roebot> It was sleeping [02:16] <Nata Roebot> And probably really annoyed at all the tourists crowding around it [02:16] <ReesesPeaces> jk I would sacrifice my brother and ride it's back to safety [02:17] <UniPacific16> Yeah i got a pretzel nata [02:17] <Nata Roebot> okay what is up with chat's stars [02:17] <ReesesPeaces> I thought I was the only seeing that [02:17] <UniPacific16> you wouldn't be able to fight off the snakes in down under [02:17] <Nata Roebot> It's been like this for 2 days [02:17] <ReesesPeaces> Nope [02:17] <ReesesPeaces> but i'd give em' a treat and they'd place nice while I swam away [02:17] <UniPacific16> World's most venomous snake lives in Australia [02:17] <Nata Roebot> Clay-doh did you see the supermoon? :DDDD [02:18] <DaichiAoi> no bc clouds :D [02:18] <Nata Roebot> Same ;-; [02:18] <ReesesPeaces> How close is the nearest hospital to you James? [02:18] <UniPacific16> Wait when was that Nata [02:18] <DaichiAoi> apparently it was just a hair bigger [02:18] <ReesesPeaces> I saw the super moon!! [02:18] <DaichiAoi> it also looked like a tangerine [02:18] <UniPacific16> New York, idk. Home, 15 minutes [02:18] <ReesesPeaces> It was the same night I fainted during rehearsal [02:18] <DaichiAoi> nearest hospital is around 5 minutes [02:19] <DaichiAoi> wait wha [02:19] <Nata Roebot> The 145h @James [02:19] <ReesesPeaces> The nearest hospital used to be around the corner [02:19] <DaichiAoi> the 145h [02:19] <ReesesPeaces> but then they moved it a half an hour away [02:19] <Nata Roebot> 145h, yes [02:19] <Nata Roebot> November 14th xD [02:19] <ReesesPeaces> if only they waited until my mom had her knife accident [02:19] <ReesesPeaces> O.o [02:19] <UniPacific16> Reese pm [02:20] <ReesesPeaces> mk [02:20] <Nata Roebot> https://www.newscientist.com/article/2112829-blood-from-human-teens-rejuvenates-body-and-brains-of-old-mice/ [02:20] <Nata Roebot> Trump administration: gets rid of Obamacare [02:20] <Nata Roebot> Trump administration: starts extracting our blood instead [02:20] <Nata Roebot> rip in pieces teenagers [02:21] <ReesesPeaces> Rest in (Reeses)Peaces [02:21] <ReesesPeaces> heh death &gt;.&lt; [02:21] <DaichiAoi> death [02:21] <DaichiAoi> funny [02:21] <UniPacific16> I love how I'm in Canada when he becomes preisdent and have three days left on my holiday [02:21] <ReesesPeaces> is this summer for you [02:22] <UniPacific16> I never knew there was that many Reese's products [02:22] <ReesesPeaces> wait no your in canada [02:22] <ReesesPeaces> I knew [02:22] <UniPacific16> I'm in New York right now [02:22] <ReesesPeaces> look at my profile pic [02:22] <ReesesPeaces> you just said... &gt;.&lt; nvm [02:24] <ReesesPeaces> One time, a friend came into my room and exclaimed, "that's so chic, you covered your nightstand in gold lead!" I replied simply, "nope those are Reeses Cups wrappers"