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Malcolm-Child of Hermes -Con Artist, White-collar criminal – Stolen waters are sweet, and bread eaten in secret is pleasant..
Pozdrav, moje ime je Malcolm. I learned that from Google Translate....
Tonsured devotee of Saint Columba
Asexual or in his terms, Celibate
English, Italian, Croatian and Japanese
My life started in an orphanage in Providence, Rhode Island. I did not know my father or my mother. I was raised along with fifteen other children. Hell, it was a depressing environment and who the hell does not give a child an identity. I was only called "Stupid Boy" or "Dumba**". The caretakers never really liked us for no reasons at all. One time, my friend, Liara was playing against their orders and then locked her in the cellar for days. R.I.P, Liara. Well let's just say bad things happen in the orphanage. Thank god, there wasn't a torture chamber........there was a torture chamber. Those people were a group of sadistic murderers or rapist or both.
Why don't we stop talking about cold-blooded murder of young chidlren and continue on with my life? At the age of ten, I ran away from this horror house since there were only six of us left. Nine of the children were either adopted or dead. And that's where, I bumped into a con-artist and a white-collar criminal. I soon called this man, "Man" since I can't think of any McCool names at that time. So...Man and I became partners. He brought me to the world of corporate crimes, forgery, identity theft and money laundering. Who would have thought an innocent ten year old could be exposed to such wilds? I took up several identity ranging from "Robbie Hakai", an important businessman's son to "Paolo Guiliano", a hot Italian child actor.
We managed to dodge the bullet rather closely and hid under various identities and it's all thanks to "Man" and his computer hacking skills. On my thirteenth birthday, we decided to take a break while we took a plane to the Canary Islands. That was when we were attacked by a huge monster known as Clazmonian Sow. It was a pig with huge bird wings. Next time, I ain't eating pork because that traumatised me..other than R-rated movies. The sow attacked us from behind but Man took out his strange looking sword and attacked with it. The sow was undefeatable and I am sure that this word isn't part of the English vocabulary. We escaped the Sow's attack although we guilitily regretted a flying boar attacking other people while we ran away.
We did not talk about the strange incident that put us through while on the airplane. Man explained that he would tell me about the thing-that-happened-when-we-were-at-the-Canary-Islands thing and that would take days and weeks before he spit all of it out. I took my mind of this and began to a fortune-telling scam. It was quite easy until I was attacked by a client who called herself a Scythian Dracanae, whatever that is. She jabbed her spear at me. What is with teenage girls these days? I ran as fast as I could before bumping into Man. Man after a few clashes and jabs and stuff, the snake woman poofed into a shower of gold dust. This time..I screamed at him. Not quite high-pitched though.
I asked "When the hell are you gonna tell me?"
"Works best if we had infinite amount of time and you were someone else."
Then I told a homeless man to go chase a burger which didn't really help calm my mood. So, we decided to do some scheme. This scheme nearly blew our covers and soon got FBI agents on our tails. That got worse when Man showed the company manager how to use a gun and shot him accidentally in the chest which got the company manager hospitalized. More worse when I showed manager's son how to use karate and ended up kicking him in the face and punching him in the chest. Obviously, I could have done better. That doesn't really help that day. To sum up, the FBI agents are on our tails, a**es ..or whatever and I am still left in the dark about the situation with the flying pig and huge demonic psychopath snake-woman. Soon, the FBI agents caught us at Long Island. Until, another giant monster attacked. This time, it was a hound. It killed the FBI agents and Man with his sword tried to defend himself and screamed at me to run away.
I ran and bumped into a girl named Ishtar Nocturne. I told her about what was happenning. She made of the situation like it was normal. A group of sword-wielding teenagers appeared and attacked the hellhound. But Man was already dead. The hellhound disappeared into a billion pieces. I woke up at a hospital (hope it's not an asylum) with a guy named Arion Nicks. He told a buttload of things about Greek gods, Greek goddesses, Greek monsters, Greek politics and things about harmony and peace and his philosophy (I fell asleep while listening to it). I took up a new identity there, Malcolm. Later on, I was claimed by Hermes whoever that is.
Malcolm is outgoing, upbeat and positive. He loves excitement and fun. He does not really care about the future and focuses only on the present. Malcolm can be deceptive and tricky. He enjoys travelling and reading. He is very observant. sneakily eavesdropping on most conversation. His fatal flaw is greed and wishes to get things that he doesn't have through cunning means.
Sweating Talking about Man Criticizing his cooking
Dermatophobia, fear of getting skin disease Phonoiphobia, fear of getting murdered
Conning and Reading about how to Con
Things He Won't Do
Using a gun or killing young children
Person They Secretly Admire
Most Influenced By
Most Important Person Before Camp
Most Important Person Now
Train and learn how to be a warrior
Long Term Goals
Find out if Man is still alive
Relates to Others?
Perceived by Strangers
Perceived by Lover
Perceived by Friends
Outgoing and sometimes plain stupid
Perceived by Family
Family/Friends Like Most?
His outgoing personality and compassion for friends
Family/Friends Like Least
Combat & Abilities
Weapon of Choice
Quests Been On
Children of Hermes are skilled thieves and are able to disarm an opponent and take their weapon easily.
Children of Hermes have the ability to see each specific hole in another person’s defenses and are proficient at striking them in order to do the most efficient amount of damage.
Children of Hermes have innate reflexes which allows them to fight and dodge quickly.
Children of Hermes are extremely proficient with thrown weapons.
Children of Hermes have the inhuman ability to leap great distances at once which this can be used to dodge or attack.
Children of Hermes, while unable to fly, have the ability to glide slowly when they want to do so.
Children of Hermes are extremely athletic and are proficient in dodge-rolls which allows them to avoid physical attacks easily.
3 Months After Character is Made
Children of Hermes are able to increase their speed and stealth in short bursts, making them faster than most and undetectable for a short time
6 Months After Character is Made
Children of Hermes are able to endow a pair a shoes with ethereal wings which grant the wearer temporary flight, they may use it for themselves or give them to another, however they are only able to go as high as just over the tree tops, and they only last for a couple of days at most before the wings lose power.
9 Months After Character is Made
Children of Hermes can shift into a hawk for short periods of time granting them flight, the longer they retain this form, the more energy it drains and the more time they need to rest between transformations
Children of Hermes make excellent thieves.
Children of Hermes often have restless spirits and enjoy travelling.
Children of Hermes often do well when competing in athletic contests.
Because Hermes “invented” the Internet, his children are able to use the Internet without drawing any extra attention to themselves from monsters.
Children of Hermes have excellent memories for remembering messages
Children of Hermes have excellent sense of directions, are able to find and travel to any location in the world with ease
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