[07:48] <JustChase> The hannar special forces. 
[07:48] <JustChase> I'm still wondering 
[07:49] <JustChase> How the hannar can train anything at all 
[07:52] <JustChase> Sparky 
[07:52] <JustChase> Inbox me on Skype I gtg xD 
[07:55] <Slayingthehalcyon> Please
[07:56] <Slayingthehalcyon> fuck ing
[07:56] <Slayingthehalcyon> kill me
[07:57] <Mr.Suit> Why?
[07:57] <Slayingthehalcyon> Because driving skull fam
[07:59] <Mr.Suit> sup yorkie
[07:59] <YorkieWolf> sup
[07:59] <Mr.Suit> NIN
[07:59] <Mr.Suit> 
[07:59] <Mr.Suit> (OMG) 
[07:59] <Mr.Suit> 
[08:00] <RPKingNin> <span class="me-username">* <span>RPKingNin</span></span> stares questioningly before waving hesitantly 
[08:00] <RPKingNin> Hey Uncle Suit o/ 
[08:01] <UniPacific16> hello
[08:01] <Mr.Suit> James mah lad
[08:01] <Mr.Suit> o/ 
[08:01] <RPKingNin> Hey James o/ 
[08:02] <UniPacific16> Hey suit o/ 
[08:02] <UniPacific16> Nin me relative (said that cause idk how I'm related to you) o/ 
[08:03] <RPKingNin> Well biologically i am still Undead's son so we are cousins still 
[08:03] <Slayingthehalcyon> You're like
[08:03] <Slayingthehalcyon> my great grandson
[08:03] <Slayingthehalcyon> >.>
[08:03] <RPKingNin> Then you're like 
[08:03] <RPKingNin> My great grandfather 
[08:03] <RPKingNin> <.<
[08:03] <UniPacific16> I just watched this video of some guy trying to film a tornado and it should get an epilepsy warning on it
[08:04] <Mr.Suit> And I am you from the past,which makes me Nins Uncle-Great Grandfather 
[08:04] <Mr.Suit> and it also makes Slay james father too >.>
[08:04] <Slayingthehalcyon> Damnit
[08:04] <Slayingthehalcyon> whoever I fuck ed
[08:04] <Slayingthehalcyon> shoulda swallowed that
[08:04] <Slayingthehalcyon> >.<
[08:04] <Mr.Suit> Kek
[08:04] <Slayingthehalcyon> Or
[08:04] <UniPacific16> Aren't yous God from different times@slay and suit
[08:04] <Slayingthehalcyon> I should have filled her bum with it
[08:04] <RPKingNin> <span class="me-username">* <span>RPKingNin</span></span> sits under his favorite tree wondering where his family messed up. 
[08:05] <RPKingNin> <span class="me-username">* <span>RPKingNin</span></span> throws a chair at Slay
[08:05] <UniPacific16> *tox
[08:05] <UniPacific16> for some reason my iPod autocorrects tox to god
[08:07] <Mr.Suit> Nat mah friend o/ 
[08:09] <RPKingNin> Gma Nat!!! o/ 
[08:09] <UniPacific16> I'm getting thoughts about burning down trees again!!! 
[08:10] <UniPacific16> Hey Nat o/ 
[08:10] <RPKingNin> <span class="me-username">* <span>RPKingNin</span></span> looks over at James and then sips tea thinking it's none of his business 
[08:10] <Nat25> hi guys o/ 
[08:11] <UniPacific16> I think I may need to go to a shrink because of these homicidal thoughts
[08:11] <Nat25> ;.; Sorry Suit. I can't help today. I need to get school shit done
[08:11] <Mr.Suit> Its fine bud. 
[08:11] <Slayingthehalcyon> >school stuff that you put off
[08:12] <Nat25> xD
[08:12] <UniPacific16> True slay
[08:12] <Nat25> yup
[08:12] <Slayingthehalcyon> <span class="me-username">* <span>Slayingthehalcyon</span></span> told you, school is for suckers
[08:12] <Nat25> I want my phone back
[08:12] <Slayingthehalcyon> LOL
[08:12] <Slayingthehalcyon> Who took your phone?
[08:12] <Nat25> (sad2) parents
[08:12] <UniPacific16> I don't even have a phone
[08:12] <Slayingthehalcyon> Did you pay for it?
[08:12] <Nat25> cuz I have missing shit
[08:12] <Slayingthehalcyon> xD
[08:12] <Slayingthehalcyon> my parents would have been like
[08:12] <Nat25> >.> don't matter Slay
[08:12] <RPKingNin> XD
[08:12] <Slayingthehalcyon> Nat
[08:12] <Nat25> their house their rules
[08:12] <Slayingthehalcyon> I bought mine
[08:12] <Slayingthehalcyon> they can't take it from me
[08:12] <Slayingthehalcyon> even if it's "their house their rules"
[08:13] <RPKingNin> Youtube is amazing
[08:13] <Slayingthehalcyon> my parents pull the same shit with me
[08:13] <UniPacific16> My parents can never take away my phone 
[08:13] <Nat25> >.< yea well try telling them that
[08:13] <Slayingthehalcyon> I tell them if I buy it, they ain't touching it
[08:13] <Slayingthehalcyon> I have
[08:13] <Slayingthehalcyon> I told them they could have back the phone they bought me
[08:13] <Slayingthehalcyon> if they wanted too, "take my phone"
[08:13] <Nat25> xD
[08:13] <Slayingthehalcyon> I also told them
[08:13] <Slayingthehalcyon> that my ipad
[08:13] <Slayingthehalcyon> which I bought
[08:13] <Slayingthehalcyon> they better not touch
[08:13] <Nat25> I actually need a new phone tbh
[08:13] <Slayingthehalcyon> cuz it's mine
[08:13] <Nat25> Slay
[08:13] <Slayingthehalcyon> and I spent 1.4g on my ipad
[08:13] <Nat25> what would you do if they tried to
[08:14] <Mr.Suit> I guess thats the benefit of living alone 50% of the time xD I've never had the "my house my rules" bullshit
[08:14] <Slayingthehalcyon> I'm an adult
[08:14] <Slayingthehalcyon> I can sue them for property damage
[08:14] <Nat25> >.>
[08:14] <Nat25> im 17
[08:14] <Slayingthehalcyon> I could also sue them for property withholding
[08:14] <Slayingthehalcyon> You'd have to be 18
[08:14] <Nat25> I can't do shit until the end of Sept
[08:14] <Slayingthehalcyon> or at least
[08:14] <Slayingthehalcyon> What day in september?
[08:14] <Slayingthehalcyon> also
[08:14] <Nat25> 15th
[08:14] <Slayingthehalcyon> you can at 17
[08:14] <Nat25> *25th
[08:14] <Slayingthehalcyon> you just have to be enstranged
[08:14] <Slayingthehalcyon> hue
[08:14] <Slayingthehalcyon> my bday is on the 17th
[08:14] <Mr.Suit> Im older then you by a month Nat :p #August 
[08:14] <Undead Sparkz> bbs
[08:14] <Nat25> xD
[08:14] <Undead Sparkz> going to play CoH
[08:14] <Slayingthehalcyon> *is older than suit by like a year*
[08:14] <Undead Sparkz> also
[08:14] <Nat25> exactly suit?
[08:15] <Slayingthehalcyon> *by like two years*
[08:15] <Undead Sparkz> tmk the only person here older then me
[08:15] <Mr.Suit> nah august the 20th
[08:15] <Undead Sparkz> is slay B) 
[08:15] <Undead Sparkz> maybe wonder
[08:15] <Undead Sparkz> possibly
[08:15] <Nat25> damn
[08:15] <Slayingthehalcyon> Wonder is older than me
[08:15] <Slayingthehalcyon> xD
[08:15] <UniPacific16> I'm younger than everyone by a few or more years
[08:15] <Slayingthehalcyon> we tah old people here
[08:15] <Undead Sparkz> shit really? o.o
[08:15] <Slayingthehalcyon> Yah
[08:15] <Slayingthehalcyon> she's like 19-20 now
[08:15] <Slayingthehalcyon> I'mma be 19 the end of the year
[08:15] <Undead Sparkz> man
[08:15] <Undead Sparkz> I always had it in my head
[08:15] <Undead Sparkz> wonder was a high school student lmfao
[08:15] <Slayingthehalcyon> >.<
[08:15] <Slayingthehalcyon> No dude
[08:15] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> huh?
[08:15] <Slayingthehalcyon> that was like two years ago
[08:15] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> i am?
[08:16] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> I'm in my last year
[08:16] <Undead Sparkz> fuck ing knew it
[08:16] <Nat25> Slay don't know shit
[08:16] <Undead Sparkz> wonder
[08:16] <Undead Sparkz> your 18 yeah?
[08:16] <Slayingthehalcyon> Nat
[08:16] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> yea
[08:16] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> almost 19
[08:16] <Slayingthehalcyon> o.o
[08:16] <Nat25> ha
[08:16] <Undead Sparkz> welp shit
[08:16] <Undead Sparkz> ok
[08:16] <UniPacific16> You sure you haven't confused wonder with Lopez slay
[08:16] <Undead Sparkz> im the third oldest here
[08:16] <Undead Sparkz> I just turned 18
[08:16] <Slayingthehalcyon> *that moment when I fuck ing thought wonder was older than me*
[08:16] <Slayingthehalcyon> WONDER
[08:16] <Slayingthehalcyon> what day/month?
[08:16] <Nat25> xD
[08:16] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> 3rd july
[08:16] <Slayingthehalcyon> Seee
[08:16] <Slayingthehalcyon> I knew you were older than me
[08:16] <Slayingthehalcyon> >.>
[08:16] <UniPacific16> 15 in July 
[08:16] <Undead Sparkz> anyways
[08:16] <Undead Sparkz> bbs
[08:17] <Undead Sparkz> going to play CoH
[08:17] <Slayingthehalcyon> Eewww you're like a baby
[08:17] <Slayingthehalcyon> ;~;
[08:17] <UniPacific16> That shows how much younger I am compared to everyone else
[08:17] <Undead Sparkz> o li is 16
[08:17] <Undead Sparkz> suit is 17
[08:17] <Undead Sparkz> nat is 17 I think >o>
[08:17] <EvilhariboMadness> oli is not 16
[08:17] <Undead Sparkz> wat
[08:17] <Undead Sparkz> oh shit
[08:17] <Mr.Suit> going on 18 &lt;3 
[08:17] <Undead Sparkz> forget you had a b-day
[08:17] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> oli is 4
[08:17] <Slayingthehalcyon> oli is 61
[08:17] <Undead Sparkz> didnt you?
[08:17] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> oli is a big boy now
[08:17] <EvilhariboMadness> oli has his birthday on saturday
[08:17] <Undead Sparkz> yeaaah
[08:17] <EvilhariboMadness> oli is still 4 mentally tbh
[08:17] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> oli can pee in a potty now
[08:17] <Slayingthehalcyon> >.< wonder
[08:17] <EvilhariboMadness> i wish i was 4 it was an easier time ok
[08:17] <Slayingthehalcyon> so yesterday
[08:17] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> instead of using nappies
[08:17] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> >.<
[08:17] <Undead Sparkz> I have the humor of a 13 year old
[08:17] <Slayingthehalcyon> /last night rather/
[08:17] <UniPacific16> Who isn't Oli
[08:17] <Undead Sparkz> so uh
[08:18] <Undead Sparkz> theres that
[08:18] <Slayingthehalcyon> I was in the car with my friend
[08:18] <Slayingthehalcyon> and she wasn't paying attention to the road
[08:18] <Slayingthehalcyon> I look up
[08:18] <Slayingthehalcyon> and like three feet infront of me
[08:18] <Slayingthehalcyon> is an irrigated water sign
[08:18] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> wait who's the oldest in chat
[08:18] <Slayingthehalcyon> and I'm like *nonchalantly* don't hit the sign please
[08:18] <Slayingthehalcyon> you are @ wonder
[08:18] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> wutttttt
[08:18] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> o.o
[08:18] <Slayingthehalcyon> By like
[08:18] <Slayingthehalcyon> 3-4 months
[08:18] <Nat25> no
[08:18] <Slayingthehalcyon> and 2 days
[08:18] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> i feel so responsible 
[08:18] <Nat25> isn't Steven?
[08:18] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> uhh
[08:18] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> STEVEIE
[08:18] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> what age are you
[08:18] <UniPacific16> Isn't fate in his 20's
[08:18] <Slayingthehalcyon> STEBIE
[08:18] <Nat25> wait
[08:19] <Nat25> it's wolfie
[08:19] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> alex is like 20
[08:19] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> iirc
[08:19] <Nat25> he's 26
[08:19] <Mr.Suit> Yorks when you get a chance read my pm .
[08:19] <Slayingthehalcyon> Wolfie is younger than me
[08:19] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> he's 21 in november
[08:19] <Nat25> ;.;
[08:19] <Steven Winterson> Me?
[08:19] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> yea
[08:19] <Steven Winterson> I'm 17
[08:19] <Nat25> he said he was 26
[08:19] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> AYYYY
[08:19] <Steven Winterson> almost 18
[08:19] <Slayingthehalcyon> Wolf turns 17 in like several months
[08:19] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> so i am the oldest 
[08:19] <UniPacific16> Yeah wolf is 26
[08:19] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> bow down
[08:19] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> really?
[08:19] <Nat25> (panda) WAS RIGHT
[08:19] <Slayingthehalcyon> I think you guys have the wolf's confused
[08:19] <Nat25> he said so yesterday
[08:19] <UniPacific16> I remember him saying it a few times
[08:19] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> i always saw him as like 16/17
[08:20] <Nat25> xD
[08:20] <Nat25> nah
[08:20] <Slayingthehalcyon> Well
[08:20] <Nat25> he said yesterday 26
[08:20] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> w/e he's still 16/17 to me
[08:20] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> >.<
[08:20] <Slayingthehalcyon> ^
[08:20] <Slayingthehalcyon> And ironically
[08:20] <Slayingthehalcyon> most of y'all
[08:20] <UniPacific16> We probably pinged the shit out of him
[08:20] <Slayingthehalcyon> act like you're 11
[08:20] <Nat25> xD
[08:20] <Slayingthehalcyon> >.<
[08:20] <Nat25> ;.;
[08:20] <Slayingthehalcyon> Nat, don't you have homework?
[08:20] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> i act like im 12 slay
[08:20] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> take that back
[08:20] <UniPacific16> I don't always
[08:20] <Slayingthehalcyon> Wonder
[08:20] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> ;-;
[08:20] <Slayingthehalcyon> bullshit
[08:20] <Slayingthehalcyon> You and I act like we're 8
[08:20] <Slayingthehalcyon> >.<
[08:20] <Nat25> *acts like a 17 year old annoying girl*
[08:20] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> ;)
[08:20] <Slayingthehalcyon> No
[08:21] <Nat25> yes
[08:21] <Slayingthehalcyon> Nat, you act like a bitchy 4 year old
[08:21] <Steven Winterson> Slay
[08:21] <Nat25> *17
[08:21] <Slayingthehalcyon> who needs a long ass timeout
[08:21] <Steven Winterson> you li'l Slay
[08:21] <Slayingthehalcyon> 4*
[08:21] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> savage
[08:21] <Nat25> **17
[08:21] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> 2***
[08:21] <Slayingthehalcyon> Nat, then why don't you start acting like the almost adult you are?
[08:21] <Slayingthehalcyon> :D
[08:21] <Nat25> I do
[08:21] <Slayingthehalcyon> Bullshit
[08:21] <Mr.Suit> i am a man of sophistication ,who happens to rule a fictitious realm made on an online roleplay site known as Inferno.
[08:21] <EvilhariboMadness> nat sometimes you do act like a 4 year old
[08:21] <Slayingthehalcyon> <span class="me-username">* <span>Slayingthehalcyon</span></span> can't see it in here
[08:21] <Nat25> ;.;
[08:21] <EvilhariboMadness> especially the "he started it" crap lmao
[08:21] <Slayingthehalcyon> xD
[08:21] <Nat25> HEY
[08:21] <Nat25> it was twice
[08:21] <UniPacific16> Savage as Lopez saying undead can afford a slut that is also his left hand
[08:21] <Slayingthehalcyon> When's the last time I heard that?
[08:22] <EvilhariboMadness> ft slay can we not make passive aggressive comments that could turn into arguments pls &lt;3 
[08:22] <Slayingthehalcyon> When my youngest brother
[08:22] <Slayingthehalcyon> was like
[08:22] <Slayingthehalcyon> 3
[08:22] <Slayingthehalcyon> >.<
[08:22] <Slayingthehalcyon> passive aggressive?
[08:22] <Slayingthehalcyon> Brah
[08:22] <Slayingthehalcyon> there is no passive in my tone
[08:22] <Slayingthehalcyon> there is no aggressive
[08:22] <Nat25> (fail) 
[08:22] <Slayingthehalcyon> there is only 
[08:22] <Slayingthehalcyon> teh litmus
[08:22] <Slayingthehalcyon> of Doomz
[08:22] <EvilhariboMadness> that's nice
[08:22] <EvilhariboMadness> just don't do it
[08:22] <EvilhariboMadness> &lt;3 
[08:22] <Slayingthehalcyon> <span class="me-username">* <span>Slayingthehalcyon</span></span> does it
[08:22] <Slayingthehalcyon> Wait
[08:22] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> i hate that heart emote
[08:22] <Slayingthehalcyon> what am I doing?
[08:22] <UniPacific16> Get rekted
[08:22] <Mr.Suit> :black: 
[08:22] <Mr.Suit> Use this one
[08:23] <Steven Winterson> Bro u aint helping
[08:23] <Slayingthehalcyon> No
[08:23] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> it in itself is passive aggressive and toxic
[08:23] <Slayingthehalcyon> Suit
[08:23] <Slayingthehalcyon> get that shit out of here
[08:23] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> we should ban it
[08:23] <Slayingthehalcyon> no-one wants a black heart
[08:23] <EvilhariboMadness> black like my soul
[08:23] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> anyone who uses it should get a perm ban
[08:23] <Mr.Suit> :black: love meh slay
[08:23] <Nat25> :black: it's cute tho
[08:23] <Slayingthehalcyon> Are you asking for anal?
[08:23] <UniPacific16> Bro I am never helping
[08:23] <Steven Winterson> yes
[08:23] <Mr.Suit> Yes.
[08:23] <Steven Winterson> i am
[08:23] <Slayingthehalcyon> I can bend you over if you'd like
[08:23] <EvilhariboMadness> oh free sex tape
[08:23] <Slayingthehalcyon> But I'mma need $5
[08:23] <Slayingthehalcyon> cuz
[08:23] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> it's all ogre now
[08:23] <Nat25> (facepalm) 
[08:23] <Slayingthehalcyon> this footlong doesn't pay for itself
[08:23] <UniPacific16> 95% of the time I'm not helping
[08:23] <Mr.Suit> Lmfao I did earn the nickname Mr.Slut 
[08:23] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> my hands are so cold
[08:23] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> holy shit
[08:23] <UniPacific16> No wonder
[08:23] <Mr.Suit> and Mr.Sexythighs
[08:24] <Mr.Suit> >.>
[08:24] <Steven Winterson> wow haven't seen live porn since last year (no questions pls)
[08:24] <Slayingthehalcyon> My nicknam
[08:24] <Nat25> >.>
[08:24] <Slayingthehalcyon> eat a church
[08:24] <Slayingthehalcyon> is fuck ing
[08:24] <Slayingthehalcyon> "Captain Sub"
[08:24] <Steven Winterson> wht?
[08:24] <Steven Winterson> xD
[08:24] <Slayingthehalcyon> 4 of the guys in the youthgroup
[08:24] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> Captain Subway
[08:24] <Slayingthehalcyon> (back when I was in HS)
[08:24] <Slayingthehalcyon> we were in a cabin together
[08:24] <Slayingthehalcyon> and cracked porn jokes until 4 AM
[08:24] <Slayingthehalcyon> 
[08:24] <EvilhariboMadness> steamy 
[08:24] <Slayingthehalcyon> I gained the nickname captain sub
[08:24] <Slayingthehalcyon> and I 
[08:24] <Slayingthehalcyon> uh
[08:24] <Slayingthehalcyon> Like t
[08:24] <Slayingthehalcyon> to*
[08:24] <Slayingthehalcyon> spread the mayonaise
[08:24] <Slayingthehalcyon> >.<
[08:24] <EvilhariboMadness> jesus fuck ing christ
[08:24] <Nat25> O.oo
[08:24] <UniPacific16> I just get called how people think my last name is said and by one guy potato boy
[08:24] <Slayingthehalcyon> xD
[08:24] <Nat25> *O.O
[08:24] <Slayingthehalcyon> IT was great
[08:25] <UniPacific16> dont ask about last one
[08:25] <Steven Winterson> Potato guy go post
[08:25] <Nat25> xD
[08:25] <Slayingthehalcyon> STEVE
[08:25] <Slayingthehalcyon> I posted
[08:25] <Slayingthehalcyon> did you?
[08:25] <Steven Winterson> No bae ;-;
[08:25] <Mr.Suit> Ight im about to text this girl guys,wish me luck #CreepersFTW
[08:25] <Slayingthehalcyon> >:D
[08:25] <Steven Winterson> i will go now &lt;3 
[08:25] <Slayingthehalcyon> Now it's you who I wait upon
[08:25] <Slayingthehalcyon> (6)
[08:25] <Nat25> fuck , guys.
[08:25] <Nat25> quit distracting me
[08:25] <Slayingthehalcyon> Nat
[08:26] <UniPacific16> Get off chat then Nat 
[08:26] <Slayingthehalcyon> there's this little thing at the top left/right corner of the screen
[08:26] <Slayingthehalcyon> looks like this
[08:26] <Mr.Suit> just click the big X kek
[08:26] <Slayingthehalcyon> [x]
[08:26] <Slayingthehalcyon> use it
[08:26] <Slayingthehalcyon> and help yourself out
[08:26] <Nat25> ;.;
[08:26] <Slayingthehalcyon> You can't focus in here
[08:26] <Slayingthehalcyon> and you can't bullshit me that you can either.
[08:26] <UniPacific16> Some people can
[08:26] <UniPacific16> I'm not one of them though
[08:26] <Steven Winterson> Slay you haven't posted <.<
[08:27] <Slayingthehalcyon> YES I DID
[08:27] <Slayingthehalcyon> DON"T LIE TO ME
[08:27] <Slayingthehalcyon> D:
[08:27] <Slayingthehalcyon> Wait
[08:27] <Slayingthehalcyon> Stevie
[08:27] <Slayingthehalcyon> m or f?
[08:27] <Steven Winterson> <.<
[08:27] <Slayingthehalcyon> *is unsure*
[08:27] <Slayingthehalcyon> >.<
[08:27] <Steven Winterson> i am male?
[08:27] <Steven Winterson> xD
[08:27] <Steven Winterson> and i only have
[08:27] <Steven Winterson> male characters XD
[08:28] <Steven Winterson> they're all gay too
[08:28] <Slayingthehalcyon> Yo I did too post
[08:28] <Steven Winterson> xD
[08:28] <EvilhariboMadness> slay
[08:28] <UniPacific16> Does anyone know if undead has pings
[08:28] <EvilhariboMadness> "steven"
[08:28] <Steven Winterson> it doesn't show ;-;
[08:28] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> xd my teacher's making me teacher her year 8 class again tomorrow for "revision"
[08:28] <Slayingthehalcyon> <span class="me-username">* <span>Slayingthehalcyon</span></span> doesn't know in this day and age olifer
[08:28] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> xdddd
[08:28] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> save me
[08:28] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> plz
[08:28] <Steven Winterson> on John Aflac right bae?
[08:28] <EvilhariboMadness> omg no wonder
[08:28] <EvilhariboMadness> do you have
[08:28] <EvilhariboMadness> half term next week
[08:28] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> no
[08:28] <EvilhariboMadness> oh shit
[08:28] <Slayingthehalcyon> No 
[08:28] <EvilhariboMadness> i do
[08:28] <EvilhariboMadness> and then a week afterwards
[08:28] <Slayingthehalcyon> [[Tyler Prada]]
[08:28] <Mr.Suit> Can someone give me like a unique way to say "What is up?" I feel repetitive af 
[08:28] <EvilhariboMadness> i get another week off
[08:28] <Slayingthehalcyon> @ Steven
[08:28] <Slayingthehalcyon> Suit
[08:28] <EvilhariboMadness> for my one general studies exam
[08:28] <EvilhariboMadness> LMAOOO
[08:28] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> we get a bank holiday 
[08:28] <UniPacific16> Year 8's will eat you alive wonder
[08:28] <Slayingthehalcyon> "Waaaazzzzupppppppppppppppppp ykkooooooo?"
[08:29] <Steven Winterson> but we were rping on John Aflac xD
[08:29] <Mr.Suit> Dear God slay
[08:29] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> but that's like the one day i don't have any exams or revision periods
[08:29] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> ;-;
[08:29] <Mr.Suit> I cant message her that
[08:29] <Slayingthehalcyon> Steve
[08:29] <Slayingthehalcyon> no we aren't
[08:29] <Slayingthehalcyon> >.<
[08:29] <Slayingthehalcyon> we're rp'ing on tyler
[08:29] <Slayingthehalcyon> >.<
[08:29] <Mr.Suit> she will think I smoked the Marijuana 
[08:29] <Slayingthehalcyon> and we have been since we started
[08:29] <Mr.Suit> >.>
[08:29] <Mr.Suit> 
[08:29] <EvilhariboMadness> message her
[08:29] <Slayingthehalcyon> bro
[08:29] <EvilhariboMadness> "hey how it going"
[08:29] <Slayingthehalcyon> double message her
[08:29] <Steven Winterson> ffs check John's page
[08:29] <Slayingthehalcyon> be like
[08:29] <Slayingthehalcyon> "I'mma hit that pussy"
[08:29] <UniPacific16> "Oh hello there" may not be a good one
[08:29] <Slayingthehalcyon> "with a ten inch my dick"
[08:29] <Mr.Suit> You are very generous with size,thats all im saying
[08:30] <Mr.Suit> (sad2) 
[08:30] <EvilhariboMadness> im learning so much i didn't want to know
[08:30] <Slayingthehalcyon> I only quote my own size
[08:30] <Slayingthehalcyon> fam
[08:30] <EvilhariboMadness> oh my god
[08:30] <EvilhariboMadness> if i had innocence
[08:30] <EvilhariboMadness> rip it
[08:30] <UniPacific16> *shoots brains out*
[08:30] <Mr.Suit> I called her Kiddo
[08:30] <Mr.Suit> dear god
[08:30] <EvilhariboMadness> are you trying to get into
[08:30] <EvilhariboMadness> daddy kink suit
[08:30] <EvilhariboMadness> or
[08:31] <Steven Winterson> Dude you posted on the wrong page - there aren't even characters who belong to me there XD
[08:31] <Mr.Suit> Like idk e.e
[08:31] <Slayingthehalcyon> ;~;
[08:31] <EvilhariboMadness> all im saying is
[08:31] <Mr.Suit> Im willing to try anything once if you get my drift
[08:31] <EvilhariboMadness> keep it to the sex and not everyday life
[08:31] <Slayingthehalcyon> Suit
[08:31] <Slayingthehalcyon> Try anal
[08:31] <Slayingthehalcyon> it's gr8 fam
[08:31] <UniPacific16> Suit do what I would do call her at annoying times
[08:31] <Steven Winterson> anal is bae
[08:31] <Slayingthehalcyon> let her like
[08:31] <Slayingthehalcyon> get up into you
[08:31] <Slayingthehalcyon> with teh rubber addon
[08:31] <Slayingthehalcyon> and then
[08:31] <Slayingthehalcyon> nvm
[08:31] <Slayingthehalcyon> >.<
[08:31] <RPKingNin> ........What the fuck 
[08:31] <Steven Winterson> have you tried SLay?
[08:31] <Slayingthehalcyon> *is going to stop there*
[08:31] <Slayingthehalcyon> YES
[08:31] <Slayingthehalcyon> I have
[08:31] <Slayingthehalcyon> >.<
[08:32] <Steven Winterson> aww &lt;3 
[08:32] <Slayingthehalcyon> I've had it both ways
[08:32] <Mr.Suit> "How is it going kiddo?"
[08:32] <EvilhariboMadness> imma spread it like hot butter on toast
[08:32] <RPKingNin> what the actual fuck is going on 
[08:32] <Slayingthehalcyon> xD
[08:32] <Steven Winterson> real dicks are better tho
[08:32] <Mr.Suit> I feel my man hood fadign away
[08:32] <Mr.Suit> Like I just friendzoned myself
[08:32] <Mr.Suit> lmfao
[08:32] <Slayingthehalcyon> Sui
[08:32] <Slayingthehalcyon> Suit*
[08:32] <Slayingthehalcyon> put me on the line
[08:32] <Slayingthehalcyon> I'll have you swimming in pussi
[08:32] <UniPacific16> This is getting very awkward for this 15 year old straight guy
[08:32] <RPKingNin> <span class="me-username">* <span>RPKingNin</span></span> retreats to his happy place
[08:32] <Mr.Suit> Nu 
[08:32] <Slayingthehalcyon> Yeh fam
[08:32] <Slayingthehalcyon> I'll get all up on her meme space
[08:32] <Slayingthehalcyon> and then you'll lose out
[08:32] <Slayingthehalcyon> >.<
[08:33] <RPKingNin> James it is awkward for everyone. They just won't admit it. 
[08:33] <Mr.Suit> Meme Space?
[08:33] <Slayingthehalcyon> and I'll have teh girlio
[08:33] <Steven Winterson> xD
[08:33] <Mr.Suit> whats a meme space?
[08:33] <Slayingthehalcyon> SHHH
[08:33] <Mr.Suit> e.e
[08:33] <EvilhariboMadness> i wonder if the creator of the first meme
[08:33] <Slayingthehalcyon> her kangaroo pocket yo
[08:33] <UniPacific16> If you put me on she may never talk to you again 
[08:33] <EvilhariboMadness> knew what would happen
[08:33] <Slayingthehalcyon> Her joey pouch
[08:33] <Mr.Suit> joey pouch?
[08:33] <Mr.Suit> Are you speaking of 
[08:33] <Slayingthehalcyon> Her... vagina....
[08:33] <Mr.Suit> The vagina? 
[08:33] <Slayingthehalcyon> Yes
[08:33] <Slayingthehalcyon> I am
[08:33] <Slayingthehalcyon> >.<
[08:33] <Mr.Suit> Ah
[08:33] <Steven Winterson> the damn vagina @Suit
[08:33] <EvilhariboMadness> can you take your sex motivational talk
[08:33] <Slayingthehalcyon> to pm?
[08:33] <EvilhariboMadness> to pm 
[08:33] <Slayingthehalcyon> it was done
[08:33] <EvilhariboMadness> or at least
[08:33] <RPKingNin> If you let me talk to her then you may not get he back. 
[08:33] <Slayingthehalcyon> suit killed it yo
[08:33] <Slayingthehalcyon> I can't even
[08:33] <Mr.Suit> Nu I would rather drop it lmao
[08:33] <Slayingthehalcyon> like
[08:33] <Slayingthehalcyon> motiviationalize
[08:33] <Slayingthehalcyon> the bro
[08:33] <RPKingNin> her*
[08:33] <Slayingthehalcyon> because
[08:33] <EvilhariboMadness> not here bbies
[08:34] <Slayingthehalcyon> he aint got nothing there to motivate
[08:34] <Slayingthehalcyon> ;~;
[08:34] <UniPacific16> Why would someone use words I say nearly every day like that
[08:34] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> what do year 8s learn in physics again?
[08:34] <Slayingthehalcyon> The people I work with
[08:34] <Mr.Suit> erh so anyways out side of sexy stuff where are good places for first dates?
[08:34] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> >.<
[08:34] <Slayingthehalcyon> would get more than banned from this chat
[08:34] <Slayingthehalcyon> Suit
[08:34] <Slayingthehalcyon> behind
[08:34] <Slayingthehalcyon> dumpsters
[08:34] <Mr.Suit> Gdi
[08:34] <Slayingthehalcyon> in church parking lots
[08:34] <Slayingthehalcyon> and
[08:34] <Slayingthehalcyon> ice cream parlors
[08:34] <Slayingthehalcyon> the movies
[08:34] <Slayingthehalcyon> uhm
[08:34] <Slayingthehalcyon> take her to a mall 
[08:34] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> why ice cream parlors?
[08:34] <Slayingthehalcyon> walk and talk
[08:34] <Slayingthehalcyon> BECAUSE who doesn't love icecream?
[08:34] <YorkieWolf> i love it when i open main chat and get sex talks
[08:34] <Slayingthehalcyon> legit
[08:34] <Mr.Suit> The mall would be fun
[08:34] <Slayingthehalcyon> this is what I would do Suit
[08:35] <UniPacific16> Shit like gravity wonder I should know i was a year 8 last year
[08:35] <Slayingthehalcyon> in this order
[08:35] <Slayingthehalcyon> 1. mall
[08:35] <Steven Winterson> peopl ei burnt myself in church ;-;
[08:35] <Slayingthehalcyon> 2. movie or food
[08:35] <Mr.Suit> Yorks check your pms btw
[08:35] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> eh malls are usually crowded
[08:35] <Slayingthehalcyon> 3. food or movie
[08:35] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> oh like mgh
[08:35] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> and shit?
[08:35] <Mr.Suit> Wait okay
[08:35] <Slayingthehalcyon> 4. ice cream
[08:35] <Slayingthehalcyon> 5 drive her home
[08:35] <Mr.Suit> Do I do these on separate days 
[08:35] <Slayingthehalcyon> No
[08:35] <Slayingthehalcyon> the same day yo
[08:35] <RPKingNin> Oh. You could take her to the park at sunset or sunrise depending with a blanket and a telescope and food. 
[08:35] <Mr.Suit> Im not made out of cash homie
[08:35] <Slayingthehalcyon> make the first day memorable
[08:35] <Slayingthehalcyon> OR
[08:35] <Mr.Suit> Ice cream and a fuck ing film
[08:35] <Slayingthehalcyon> if you have too
[08:35] <Slayingthehalcyon> just take her to see a movie
[08:35] <Slayingthehalcyon> and on the ride home
[08:35] <YorkieWolf> make sure your breath smells good or your screwed
[08:35] <Slayingthehalcyon> play music in the car that you both know
[08:35] <Slayingthehalcyon> and sing along
[08:36] <Slayingthehalcyon> Actually
[08:36] <Slayingthehalcyon> the breath thing is a myth
[08:36] <UniPacific16> Take her to the beach and just butt rape her behind a sand dune
[08:36] <Slayingthehalcyon> >.<
[08:36] <RPKingNin> You can do the park thing still though 
[08:36] <Slayingthehalcyon> Like if she has enough fun
[08:36] <RPKingNin> Bring your laptop or your phone 
[08:36] <Slayingthehalcyon> she won't mind your breath
[08:36] <RPKingNin> Yea she will 
[08:36] <UniPacific16> oh I forgot most of yous don't have a beach a few minutes from where you live
[08:36] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> depends if she's drunk or not
[08:36] <Mr.Suit> I check big red like all of the fuck ing time so like
[08:36] <Steven Winterson> @Nin pls remind mara to post cuz i wanna ;-;
[08:36] <Slayingthehalcyon> Wonder, uhm no.
[08:36] <Mr.Suit> it shouldnt be that bad right?
[08:36] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> if you're both drunk both nothing matters
[08:36] <Slayingthehalcyon> WONDER
[08:36] <Slayingthehalcyon> suitipatoties
[08:36] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> SLAY
[08:36] <Slayingthehalcyon> is not old enough
[08:36] <Slayingthehalcyon> to drink
[08:36] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> meh
[08:37] <RPKingNin> I think she goes on the DARP alot right@Steven 
[08:37] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> i'll make him old enough
[08:37] <Slayingthehalcyon> And he doesn't need to learn from you and I
[08:37] <UniPacific16> If he was in my country he would be allowed
[08:37] <Steven Winterson> idk @Nin
[08:37] <YorkieWolf> she will be like "he was aight but his breath was kickin"
[08:37] <Slayingthehalcyon> that UAD is k
[08:37] <Mr.Suit> I learned my lesson from kissing drunk ggirls >.>
[08:37] <YorkieWolf> to her friends
[08:37] <Slayingthehalcyon> Well
[08:37] <UniPacific16> Aussie legal ages are so great
[08:37] <Slayingthehalcyon> as long as you aren't trying to kiss her 
[08:37] <Slayingthehalcyon> on the first day
[08:37] <Slayingthehalcyon> you'll be fine
[08:37] <Slayingthehalcyon> date*
[08:37] <RPKingNin> Refuses to do anything with a drunk girl period 
[08:37] <Slayingthehalcyon> Dude
[08:37] <Slayingthehalcyon> drunk girls
[08:37] <Slayingthehalcyon> are great
[08:37] <Slayingthehalcyon> xD
[08:37] <UniPacific16> I'm legally allowed to have sex next year 
[08:38] <Steven Winterson> I've made out a with a drunk girl but that's a story for another time
[08:38] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> im like the only virgin left in my year
[08:38] <Slayingthehalcyon> Course though
[08:38] <UniPacific16> Won't happen but
[08:38] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> rip
[08:38] <Steven Winterson> here it's 14
[08:38] <Slayingthehalcyon> anyone that is drunk
[08:38] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> it's 16 here
[08:38] <Slayingthehalcyon> is great
[08:38] <Slayingthehalcyon> WONDER
[08:38] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> LSAY
[08:38] <Slayingthehalcyon> bullshit
[08:38] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> wut
[08:38] <Slayingthehalcyon> on your virginit
[08:38] <Slayingthehalcyon> virginity*
[08:38] <Slayingthehalcyon> you're full of it
[08:38] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> but i am
[08:38] <Slayingthehalcyon> >.<
[08:38] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> im a maiden fair
[08:38] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> and true
[08:38] <Slayingthehalcyon> what about kyle?
[08:38] <Slayingthehalcyon> or chris?
[08:38] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> oh fuck him
[08:38] <Slayingthehalcyon> Yah
[08:38] <Slayingthehalcyon> but all it takes is once fam
[08:38] <Slayingthehalcyon> >.<
[08:39] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> they're all twats
[08:39] <Steven Winterson> anyways i'm gonna head to bed. See you tomorrow guys.
[08:39] <UniPacific16> I'm probably going to be the new 40 year old virgin
[08:39] <Slayingthehalcyon> Yah
[08:39] <Slayingthehalcyon> but like
[08:39] <Slayingthehalcyon> you slept with him, didn't you?
[08:39] <Mr.Suit> To be fair NIn I didnt trick her or anything ,or do anything wrong per say. It was one of those "oh fuck ,dont do this" types of things 
[08:39] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> no just a bj
[08:39] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> i don;t count it
[08:39] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> >.<
[08:39] <Slayingthehalcyon> So you're orally perverted?
[08:39] <Slayingthehalcyon> :P
[08:39] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> yes
[08:39] <Slayingthehalcyon> xD
[08:39] <UniPacific16> Night bro
[08:39] <Slayingthehalcyon> Did he at least
[08:39] <Slayingthehalcyon> eat the booty like it was groceries?
[08:39] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> :P
[08:39] <RPKingNin> Oral sex doesn't count for a pigs foot. 
[08:39] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> >><
[08:40] <Mr.Suit> Well guys
[08:40] <Slayingthehalcyon> Suit
[08:40] <Mr.Suit> It has been a fun ride
[08:40] <Slayingthehalcyon> just be smooth
[08:40] <Slayingthehalcyon> rico suave
[08:40] <Slayingthehalcyon> yo
[08:40] <Mr.Suit> but no text back
[08:40] <Mr.Suit> so RIP
[08:40] <Mr.Suit> >.<
[08:40] <Slayingthehalcyon> Suit
[08:40] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> i doubt chat wants to know about my sex life
[08:40] <UniPacific16> Wow slay you are more dirty minded then 10 15 year old guys
[08:40] <Slayingthehalcyon> UniPacific16, I'm 18
[08:40] <Slayingthehalcyon> and have quite an active lifestyle
[08:40] <RPKingNin> I think chat knows most of it or at least how it usually goes. 
[08:40] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> "quite"
[08:40] <Slayingthehalcyon> I've tried bottom yo
[08:40] <RPKingNin> "Quite"
[08:40] <Slayingthehalcyon> you ain't even know
[08:40] <Nat25> *probably has as dirty as a mind as Slay*
[08:41] <Slayingthehalcyon> Nat
[08:41] <Slayingthehalcyon> have you watched
[08:41] <UniPacific16> Only if chat could be alive
[08:41] <Slayingthehalcyon> ......
[08:41] <RPKingNin> You don't
[08:41] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> boku no pico
[08:41] <Slayingthehalcyon> 3+ years worth of porn et cetera et cetera?
[08:41] <Slayingthehalcyon> including
[08:41] <UniPacific16> it would kill itself in the first few minutes of its life
[08:41] <Slayingthehalcyon> tentacle hentia?
[08:41] <TheWondefulMaskedMadame> tentacle hentai is kinda hot
[08:41] <Slayingthehalcyon> IKR?
[08:41] <Slayingthehalcyon> Like
[08:41] <Mr.Suit> YES
[08:41] <Mr.Suit> SHE MESSAGED BACK
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