I am a living person who is definitely not a demigod so if anyone tells you that i am, belive them but don't tell anyone or i will have to use you as an owl-fu practice dummy. This may include: clawed out eyes, missing ear, or strange beak shaped dents in your skull. Don't try this at home.
other cool facts
i am a son of athena.
i can't not solve a puzzle
i am very good with language based confusion