don't let it sink
[[User:Brocky292|Brocky]] x [[User:EvilhariboMadness|Oli]] = #[[User:Brocky292|Broc]][[User:EvilhariboMadness|Oli]] [[User:Demi-hunter13|Demi]] x [[User:SlyTheMerc|Dark]] = #[[User:Demi-hunter13|De]][[User:SlyTheMerc|Merc]] [[User:Affectos|Aff]] x [[User:ScalesofFate|Fate]] = #[[User:Affectos|Af]][[User:ScalesofFate|fate]]
"trapped on a broken escalator in the mall and surrounDED BY MONSTERS. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE NO DON'T START SINGING CHRISTINA PERRI AT ME YOU $%#%@#$%%^ FIGHT ME HOW DARE YOU MESS WITH MY FIGHT": tmw a techne/hephaestus kid is dangerous around escalatorsur happening x
- "met in a bar became friends with benefits and everything is great and purely platonic buT I JUST FOUND OUT YOUU WERE BEST FRIENDS WITH MY ABUSIVE EX WHO KILLED MY PARENTS??? WHO TF ARE YOU"
- "got stalked through an alley by you and dude seriously if you chased after me just to tell me my hairpin looks cute that sh!t totally isn't working on me- fuck it is goddamn you're smoot- WHAT DO YOU MEAN A MONSTER IS FOLLOWING ME OH MY GODS did you just flirt with me to distract me from my almost demise WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU"
- "no. you just don't use "FOR COFFEE" as a battle cry. just. no."
- "why did i have to bump into you" "YOU RAN IN FRONT OF MY CAB HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO NOT FOLLOW YOUR SUPPOSEDLY IMMORTAL ASS AND CHECK IF YOU'RE OKAY WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR??? A HEARTLESS ASSHOLE LIKE YOU?"
- "yo i'm a demigod i know something is up if you refuse to give me your name also i'm a walking lie detector you little shit and you are terrible at lying wtf how is john jones even an inconspicuous name??? you might be a little shit but i waste so much fucking oxygen calling you 'little shit' every time we run into each other. also stop sneaking into my basement that's just creepy and weird you loony stalker"
- "i don't get why you keep throwing out perfectly fine reese's chocolate so i just keep taking them and one day i pass by your house and it's a fucking crime scene. i'm really concer- THOSE PERFECTLY OK CHOCOLATES WERE FROM YOUR EX KIDNAPPER?"
- "yknow the crying in the rain trope is getting old but i'm now worried bc you're still out there and this place is known for flash floods. i don't like water dammit don't force me to go out there and haul you indoors"
- "you swiping right on your stepsibling on tinder while you're underage is, in my opinion, the least of your problems right now"
- "oh no you don't! being vegan does not bail you out of helping me dice these murderous crows who tried to EAT OUR HOUSEKEEPER!"
- "do you think if i livetweet about us running in the opposite direction, the monsters at twitter will signal the ones chasing us?" "you WANT to livetweet about seeing your homeroom teacher's laundry hanging out to dry to your 20k followers?"
- "everything started when i talked my ethics teacher to death. literally. he disintegrated. deserved."
- "hear me out. if i make a thanatos kid fall madly in love with me do u think i'll get a cushy place in elysium bc they beg their dad to petition my case?" "good plan, we've revised this at least a hundred times already. i'm already in love with you, dumbass"
- "i have the power to leave people on read in real life, i'm unstoppable now"
- the sequel: "i have the power to caps lock people to death and now i've caused country wide fear because i accidentally killed some rich white kid in a ToS game"
- "i believe thinking is overrated so now i roll a dice for every decision i have to make" "I GET YOU'RE HUNG UP ON ME BEATING YOU IN MONOPOLY EIGHTEEN TIMES IN A ROW WHILE YOU WERE GOING THROUGH A BREAKUP BUT THIS HAS GOT TO STOP-"
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