don't let it sink
[[User:Brocky292|Brocky]] x [[User:EvilhariboMadness|Oli]] = #[[User:Brocky292|Broc]][[User:EvilhariboMadness|Oli]] [[User:Demi-hunter13|Demi]] x [[User:SlyTheMerc|Dark]] = #[[User:Demi-hunter13|De]][[User:SlyTheMerc|Merc]] [[User:Affectos|Aff]] x [[User:ScalesofFate|Fate]] = #[[User:Affectos|Af]][[User:ScalesofFate|fate]]
- "trapped on a broken escalator in the mall and surrounDED BY MONSTERS. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE NO DON'T START SINGING CHRISTINA PERRI AT ME YOU $%#%@#$%%^ FIGHT ME HOW DARE YOU MESS WITH MY FIGHT": tmw a techne/hephaestus kid is dangerous around escalators
- "met in a bar became friends with benefits and everything is great and purely platonic buT I JUST FOUND OUT YOUU WERE BEST FRIENDS WITH MY ABUSIVE EX WHO KILLED MY PARENTS??? WHO TF ARE YOU"
- "got stalked through an alley by you and dude seriously if you chased after me just to tell me my hairpin looks cute that sh!t totally isn't working on me- fuck it is goddamn you're smoot- WHAT DO YOU MEAN A MONSTER IS FOLLOWING ME OH MY GODS did you just flirt with me to distract me from my almost demise WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU"
- "no. you just don't use "FOR COFFEE" as a battle cry. just. no."
- "why did i have to bump into you" "YOU RAN IN FRONT OF MY CAB HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO NOT FOLLOW YOUR SUPPOSEDLY IMMORTAL ASS AND CHECK IF YOU'RE OKAY WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR??? A HEARTLESS ASSHOLE LIKE YOU?"
- "yo i'm a demigod i know something is up if you refuse to give me your name also i'm a walking lie detector you little shit and you are terrible at lying wtf how is john jones even an inconspicuous name??? you might be a little shit but i waste so much fucking oxygen calling you 'little shit' every time we run into each other. also stop sneaking into my basement that's just creepy and weird you loony stalker"
- "i don't get why you keep throwing out perfectly fine reese's chocolate so i just keep taking them and one day i pass by your house and it's a fucking crime scene. i'm really concer- THOSE PERFECTLY OK CHOCOLATES WERE FROM YOUR EX KIDNAPPER?"
- "yknow the crying in the rain trope is getting old but i'm now worried bc you're still out there and this place is known for flash floods. i don't like water dammit don't force me to go out there and haul you indoors"
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